UPDATE: Apparently the guitar was not signed (or certified) by Taylor Swift afterall. 🤣

  • @[email protected]
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    847 months ago

    This is just sad. He could have given it to a kid on a cancer ward who loves Taylor Swift. He probably has grandkids who love her music, they could have had it. He surely has kids in his neighbourhood who love her music, could have donated it to a youth music group or something. But this is what he chooses to do with it. To impress a man who still doesn’t know how to apply foundation after 50+ years of using it, apparently just rolling his face across a tableful of it each morning like he’s fingerprinting his head.

    If Trump doesn’t even so much as ‘truth’ about this, I think this silly fuck is gonna feel genuine grief. He’s probably expecting a phone call, or even a meeting & photo op next time Trump’s in town. “I spent 4 grand to do this, surely he’ll notice me!”

    Sad, sad, sad.

      • @[email protected]
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        97 months ago

        Ok, we’re going to grandpa’s. Leave your tablets & phones in the car. Don’t talk about music, church, politics, school, rainbows, libraries, pronouns, anyone gay or trans, tv shows, or really anything. See if Grandma can turn on an old Disney movie, any that came out before you were born, and we’ll leave right after lunch.

    • Stern
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      87 months ago

      If I throw my money away to simp on a e-girl I’ll see some boob. Donny wouldn’t even give dumdum over there the time of day.

  • Zerlyna
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    517 months ago

    One less signed guitar, makes the others more valuable right? 🤔🤣

      • @[email protected]
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        127 months ago

        The One! Best nü metal infused sci-fi martial arts flick ever made. Remember when he picked up a police motorcycle in each hand and used them as clubs? That was pretty sweet.

        • @[email protected]
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          77 months ago

          That movie was the first time I heard Disturbed’s Let the Bodies Hit the Floor. I think it stuck in my head because The One scratched the same action scene itch that the Matrix did.

    • Flying Squid
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      67 months ago

      Maybe this guy is like the Taylor Swift guitar Highlander. THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE TAYLOR SWIFT GUITAR!

    • @[email protected]
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      157 months ago

      Oh not at all… he still gave his money to the same charity as someone who would have loved and cherished the guitar, all he’s accomplished is making himself $4000 poorer and being publicly known as a weirdo.

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    367 months ago

    It reminds me of the weirdoes buying wine to splill it down the drain when France had the audacity of telling the truth in the un during the whole Irak mess. Of course the wine makers and sellers were fine with that.

    • @[email protected]
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      137 months ago

      Or all the homophobes transphobes weirdos who bought a bunch of bud light only to shoot it after fox news told them to be absolutely outraged over a limited edition 6 pack in canada that they never would have heard about otherwise

      • sylver_dragon
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        47 months ago

        weirdos who bought a bunch of bud light only to shoot it after

        In fairness, a bud light can being ripped apart by a .22 hollow point is a pretty awesome sight. And what else is canned horse piss good for?

  • @[email protected]
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    7 months ago

    I’d do this to a conservative celebrity, but for $4000 I could buy Kevin Sorbo’s whole sad fucking life.

    • Flying Squid
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      467 months ago

      You know the difference between Kevin Sorbo and a fishing lure?

      A fishing lure gets cast.

  • @[email protected]
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    227 months ago

    So I watched the video and watched as the guy was handed the hammer with the guitar. Was the auction a chance to destroy the guitar or just the guitar? Cause it looks like the former and the media is just reporting what will piss people off.

    • Jo MiranOP
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      177 months ago

      I tried to “fix” the misleading headlines with my title as most sites make it sound like it was Taylor Swift’s own guitar that she signed. Sensational and highly inaccurate is what 99% of current media does now. Gotta get those clicks.

      • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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        47 months ago

        True. I saw this story twice this morning before seeing your post, and both claimed he bought Swift’s guitar.