LONDON, 11 October 2024, 3:50 PM—6 young trans activists infiltrated the LGB Alliance’s annual conference at the Queen Elizabeth II Conference Hall in Westminster, some of whom fled quickly after while others were held by security for a period before being let go. They did so with intentions of ending the conference early, which they describe as a horrendous breeding ground for fervent and violent transphobia.
The group released approximately 6,000 crickets from bags hidden on their persons which they snuck through security just before a talk on the “dangers” of medical transition. They made sure to spread the crickets (which do not infest and pose no danger to humans) across the entire hall, in order to ensure the conference could be safely brought to an end. The speech was postponed and later speeches were cancelled. They filmed some of the earlier speeches using hidden cameras in order to “expose the fact that this group really has no interest whatsoever in promoting the rights of cis LGB people, and exists entirely to hurt the trans community as much as they possibly can”. Speakers at the anti-trans event told the audience to “Squash them, kill them, kill the buggers!”
One bug carrier said they’ve “been feeling physically ill with nerves, mentally cycling through all the possibilities and worst case scenarios, a thousand times over. I’m scared. But I fear more for the outcomes if we don’t go through with this action.”
The LGB Alliance claims to stand for the rights of lesbians, bisexuals, and gay men, but a challenge from Mermaids and the Good Law Project against their charitable status objects that they “dedicate most of their output to denigrating trans people”. The crick-kids say that “the LGB Alliance’s hate and cruelty resonates out into the political sphere”. They believe the result of the conference, if it had gone ahead as planned, would have been an acceleration of transphobic hate and misinformation, which drives much of the attack on their healthcare and dignity in all other parts of their lives.
Speaking hours before entering the conference:
“It makes me really angry to see trans kids being talked about like a bunch of brainless children who can’t make decisions for or speak for themselves. I’m sick of having our voices taken away by bigoted people like the LGBA who speak over us instead of listening.”
“Whilst we, the trans community, cobble together what little support we can to keep each other safe, this group claiming to stand for social progress spends hundreds of thousands of pounds annually to keep us down. We are trans kids, we are loved, and we deserve dignity.”
“They may try to ‘sound the alarm’ on trans youth accessing life-saving healthcare but we cannot and will not let them. Trans youth are powerful and we will let them fucking know it.”
All trans youth apprehended by attendees have been released and returned safely home.
Is this straightphobia?
I’m just gonna say this plainly. If you’re a bigot you’re not welcome on our instance. Bye!
Do you have any guess what the LGB stands for?
Lesbian Gay Bisexual
No not at all
Isn’t that a model railroad brand?
Le Great Britain?
No more than disrupting a KKK rally is white phobia.
…you know, adult education classes exist to teach you how to read. How the fuck is releasing crickets at an event for gay, lesbian, and bisexual people “straightphobia”?
Excuse me for rustling your jimmies sir.
I’m merely asking questions.
“just asking [leading] questions” is not the blissful innocence you think it is. Everyone knows exactly what you’re doing
Reacting to reading an article about an anti-trans convention being disrupted by trans youth in a novel way with “is this straightphobia” is not a normal reaction. That’s a very weird reaction that says you probably need new friends and a change of media diet
It shows the hypocrisy doesn’t it?
Have you considered asking good ones?
to be fair the majority of lgb alliance members are cis straight people
I hope it really bugged them.
🫡
I have so many questions. Primarily where does one procure 6000 crickets and do they offer lay away.
Apparently at Critter Depot, if you’re stateside. 2,000 crickets for $54. Subscription discounts available.
You can get 10k crickets for $180 at reptilesncritters.com much better deal.
How about ten million fireflies?
Do they offer blood rain as well?
Asking for a friend.
Can they do delivery via chasm in the sky?
I’m the friend.
Probably companies that supply live food for reptiles. Possibly bait shops.
Looking at the website for company I order mealworms from when my colony hasnt bred enough of them for gecko food, a box of 1000 crickets is like, a bit over 20 bucks, not counting shipping. So assuming the UK has a similar business somewhere with roughly equivalent prices, 6000 is like a couple hundred bucks worth of crickets, or less. Not cheap but honestly not terribly expensive for such a huge number of insects, probably wouldnt even need the layaway
Speaking of “cheap” I wonder how they managed to keep the crickets quiet before releasing them?
They only really chirp in the evening or at night
Wouldn’t it be “night” in a pocket, or can they tell time?
All I know is that when I order locusts and get a stowaway cricket with them is that it drives me mad in the evening when it starts chirping
One of the main triggers is the presence of a female cricket. Male crickets will chirp louder and more frequently when they are trying to attract a mate. They may also chirp to defend their territory from other male crickets.
Another trigger for cricket chirping is light. Crickets are most active at night, and will often chirp more frequently in the presence of artificial light. This is because light can disrupt their natural circadian rhythms and cause them to become more active.
Another factor that can affect cricket chirping is the presence of predators. When crickets feel threatened, they may stop chirping or chirp less frequently in order to avoid detection.
https://petreader.net/when-do-crickets-chirp-a-comprehensive-guide/
If there’s no female and no light, they will get quiet.
crickets only chirp when completely adult and looking for a female (usually past the 35 day mark), while pet food stores usually ship them while they’re still in their teen phase( 20 days), where they are silent
Oh, so the ones I hear in the pet store are probably escapees who lived to adulthood…
either that or they keep some of them to make them reproduce
This is the key question. And how they managed to sneak them through the security. Large events like this - security usually check the bags.
clever. commentators on the event can’t use the “that’s not cricket” line.
A bad day for hate groups is a good day for everyone else.
“Squash them, kill them, kill the buggers!” a speaker urged the audience.
Sure, but what did they say about the crickets?
Fantastic, well done! ✊
From now on, this is how I assume one plays cricket.
A new use for the term ‘bat for the other side’.
The Indian subcontinent shaking and crying right now.
Pretty punk rock
The kids are alright
Reaction in the conference room:
cricketsWow, I really admire their bravery. That must’ve been terrifying to attend.
The heroes we need, but don’t deserve! Mad respect.
Wait so the lesbian and the gays and bis don’t like the trans’s? I thought they all got along
It’s a certain small subsection of them that are transphobic. Usually a (hopefully) very small minority
Well good thing crickets are cheap then
Welcome to TERF Island. Try the butterbeer.
Being a member of a minority unfortunately does not bestow upon one immunity from being brainwashed by a hate group
Some cis queer people are transphobic. Some straight trans people are homophobic. I’m a trans woman and my best friends are cis lesbians. Most of the time though, even those who dislike the other groups in the community understand that it’s extremely politically advantageous to work together.
Unfortunately there are a fair amount of people, within those communities, who feel as though attention placed upon trans issues not only distracts from gay/bi issues, but that it is a very different issue and as such should be separated from the movement entirely.
I should state that I do not believe in their views, I have volunteered for and attended Pride festivals without judgement, however I felt it was important to give an explanation to their ethos (as far as I understand it, anyway).
And there are some gays and lesbians who have a problem with bi people because they can pass as straight if their partner is the opposite gender. 🤷♂️
That’s where being pansexual has the upper hand: I don’t even have a clue.