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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Maybe I'll just get a soda...

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Maybe I'll just get a soda...

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The Picard ManeuverM to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • @[email protected]
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    2 years ago

    FA

    RT

  • @[email protected]
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    its cute that you all think its fart water but its just clever marketing for plain ol mop water

  • Flying SquidM
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    None of it’s fart free. Fish fart in water.

    • The Picard ManeuverOPM
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      Water? Never touch the stuff.

  • @[email protected]
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    Idk I like my water fart-free

  • @[email protected]
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    Water free free water

    Free water without any water?

    • Fest
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      water-free free water indeed i guess

  • Radioactive Radio
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    Soda IS the water carbonised with farts.

    • @[email protected]
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      The water is fart free, the soda is not

  • @[email protected]
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    What’s wrong with free fart water

    • pjhenry1216
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      Fart free water is how I read it. I definitely don’t want farts in my water. I’m glad someone finally did something about it.

      • @[email protected]
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        This is one of those situations where the fact that they pointed out it was fart-free makes it that much more suspicious. Like, “Drink this - we definitely didn’t fart in it!”

        • @[email protected]
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          Right. It’s like reassuring definitely no one jerked into your Döner sauce.

    • Grammaton Cleric
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      I mean, the price is right.

  • @[email protected]
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    Free water * free fart

  • Dr. Wesker
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    Water free fart \o/

  • StiltedCurler
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    There are more polite ways to make the water frizzy

  • @[email protected]
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    W FART FREE WATER

    • @[email protected]B
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      I saw FART before I saw FREE WATER vertically.

    • genoxidedev1
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      Common fart-free water W
      L Fart water got that negative rizz ong

      • Blyfh
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        Thanks for making me giggle. Had a really bad day due to being sick.

        • Radioactive Radio
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          Get better noob.

          • Blyfh
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            Uh, t-thanks…?

    • @[email protected]
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      Water fart free free water

  • ninjakitty7
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    Some graphic designer thought he was so clever. This is atrocious

    • @[email protected]
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      He knows.

    • @[email protected]
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      It’s just missing an ‘A’ there before the 'R’s then it’s art

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        “Hey Ryan, how’s your FART project going?” -Kevin, The Office

  • @[email protected]
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    Fart Art

  • @[email protected]
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    W fart free water

    • @[email protected]
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      It is a W. I don’t want any farts in my water.

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    More of a fart post innit?

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