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Raspberry pi os, its like sex but with more lego
i’m a linux user do i look like i have sex
Cowgirl.
She came prepared, she took control and told me this was a hands off experience. I didn’t need to do anything myself. I just had sex and it was cool.
Bazzite (or any other immutable distro)
Missionary (Linux Mint)
I use mint and I was thinking a dry handjob
In any case, it’s something boring and familiar.
Deepin Bodhi, Lubuntu Manjaro,
Arch,
Arch,
Arch,
Hahahah what the hell
Under the desk at office
Doggystyle
Slackware?
Puppy Linux
Oh moderators Clash of Clash gif /hj
Missionary but with a bunch of kinky German bondage equipment.
MX or antiX?
Antix would be removing the kinky German stuff, but also no.
Siduction?
OpenSuse?
Nope
Has to be.
Du hier?
Yup.
Glory Hole
Raspberry Pi OS is sticking your hardware through a small hole into what a full Linux distribution would feel like, given sufficient imagination
🤣🤣🤣… had a nice chuckle.
Fedora, so missionary position, but the lights are on and we’re on top of the covers.
That’s perfect. And I heard it’s not a sin outside of marriage as long as SELinux is enabled…
Big question:
getenforce
Cowgirl (because hat because Fedora)
This comment might actually make me try Fedora 🤔.
Proof that the distro of choice has nothing to do with actually being as close as possible to your wants and needs, but rather of how cool it sounds… in your mind at least.
Debian is a full day of romantic walks on the beach, fine dining, dancing, and taking in a romantic comedy, followed by easy quick familiar sex and then falling asleep in front of an episode of cozy reality television.
(It can become anything I imagine, but the defaults are just so comfortable…)
Man I’ve gotten old, gotten stuck in debian with lxc containers (Ubuntu for work, arch for fun) underneath.
Warm and loving on the outside, kinky as fuck behind closed doors.
perfect
NixOS, probably some extreme bondage
Arch, masturbation
Nix is a brothel.
Just order off the menu.
Me-Butt-U (Ubuntu) … ok , I’ll show myself out
…… the BACK DOOR haaaa 🤪
Meeh, just a small dildo I guess…
