• @[email protected]
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    1007 months ago

    Wasn’t this man fined a gazillion dollars? How is he still able to say things and have me hear about them?

    • @[email protected]
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      347 months ago

      He’s currently in the process of having all his assets auctioned off to pay a small fraction of what he owes. Unfortunately the most valuable thing he has is his audience, and he couldn’t auction them away if he wanted to.

      He’ll be in enormous, inescapable debt for the rest of his life, but he’ll always have thousands of people willing to listen to him.

      • @[email protected]
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        97 months ago

        Dang. It’s like he’s using an asset to lessen the impact of a legal penalty. If only there were some form of legal penalty that were equally impactful on all people regardless of how well-resourced they were.

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        37 months ago

        Unfortunately the most valuable thing he has is his audience, and he couldn’t auction them away if he wanted to.

        Dang. They could be so useful, e.g. as landfill.

    • @[email protected]
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      87 months ago

      After eating ourselves into a heart condition, the nation’s favorite pastime is making stupid people famous.

  • TheLowestStone
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    237 months ago

    The fact that anyone believes this bullshit makes me not want to live in this world anymore.

  • Admiral Patrick
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    If we’re going to be dragged kicking and screaming back into the barbarism of the past by these people, let’s at least bring back the thing where we cut out liar’s tongues.

  • YeetPics
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    57 months ago

    Full 180 on anthropomorphic climate change then?

    This fucker is as stable as any tankie.

    • @[email protected]
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      17 months ago

      Massive storms that cover the entirety of Florida can be created by Dems in a matter of days, no problem. Raising the global temperature by a few degrees over decades is impossible, though.

  • @[email protected]
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    67 months ago

    If she had such a weapon and was ruthless enough to use it, she’d go for northern Florida, not the peninsula.

  • @[email protected]
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    267 months ago

    I heard from a reliable source that “they” also have a functional gender-swap ray gun - it was actually a happy accident they stumbled upon when they were trying to develop the weather control gun.

    It’s quick, effective and eliminates the need for messy surgery and hormones that magas can ban.

    They have already targeted the majority of the right wing figureheads in the media and the maga party. Jones, Hannity, MTG, Shapiro, Musk and many, many more. They’ve all been gender swapped and are desperately trying to keep this hidden from their supporters.

    If you see strange behavior, nonsensical ramblings or angry tirades, this is one of the side-effects as their mind struggles with the sudden gender change.

    • @[email protected]
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      107 months ago

      Nuh uh, because I heard that you just go to school, and then you come home with an operation. That’s totally how it works.

      • FuglyDuck
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        Well yeah.

        They say those are metal detectors for guns. But really they’re gender swapping ray machines.

        This is why being a teenager is so hard and confusing. Imagine getting you’re gender swapped two times a day!

  • @[email protected]
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    247 months ago

    They have to push this story because they previously blamed all natural disasters that affected Democrats on God’s judgement.

  • @[email protected]
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    157 months ago

    “You want some proof? By my Boner Vitality Shake Mix. Each order comes with a packet of evidence. I SWEAR!!”

    • @[email protected]
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      27 months ago

      You’ve got to be a real idiot if you think the government can control the weather…

      It’s the Dems and Jews that can do that. You know, using space lasers. Get with the program.

  • @[email protected]
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    237 months ago

    That man should either be committed to an asylum, or be in jail. Because he is either insane or a conman.

  • @[email protected]
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    47 months ago

    Alex should be more concerned about which dumpster he’s gonna have to dive into to get his next meal, and not about hurricanes.