• @[email protected]
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      716 months ago

      She acknowledges that this was an assault and that the liquid would have gone over the jackets of him and others and caused them to get cleaning, but she states that Nigel would be able to afford this.

  • @[email protected]
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    56 months ago

    As much as i think Garage is a piece of human garbage that needs to have a date with a guillotine, throwing anything at anyone is a terrible idea. Its a milkshake now, but what if it was acid? What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some? Or a nut allerge with a nut drink? These can be very severe.

    While i agree that Garage sucks, throwing things at people shouldn’t be a solution.

    • @[email protected]
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      186 months ago

      i would argue that nige should be glad people are civilized enough to only throw beverages at him

      • MrsDoyle
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        66 months ago

        He did have a banana thrown at him in Barnsley one time, as well as a milkshake. And another time it was a coffee cup. N Going around with such a punchable face comes with risks.

    • @[email protected]
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      176 months ago

      What if it was uranium 235? What if it was a gun instead of a cup? What if what if what if?

    • @[email protected]
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      106 months ago

      What if the target is lacto intolerant and ends up consuming some?

      I think you’re overestimating the likelihood of someone consuming a liquid thrown at them, and underestimating how much milkshake a typical lactose-intolerant person would need to consume to get a severe reaction.

    • @[email protected]
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      36 months ago

      Wow you lot are completely missing the point… here let me spell it out for you:

      As much as I hate that person, promoting violence, is not the right solution… please learn to read… jeeze

    • Echo Dot
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      56 months ago

      You’re right the milkshake could have transmuted into acid in fact I hear that happens all of the time.

      What a complete dipshit you are.

    • CoachDom
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      326 months ago

      Throwing things at people is not a solution but guillotine is? I’m not taking sides here, just curious about the thoughts process. Are you arguing that milkshake is not enough?

      • @[email protected]
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        166 months ago

        What if he’d had an allergic reaction on his way to the guillotine? Wouldn’t that be awful?

        /s

    • JaggedRobotPubes
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      186 months ago

      What if instead of Nigel Farage it was a baby and what if instead of milkshake it was me stomping it to death with my big awesome robot mech suit what then HMM

    • @[email protected]
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      136 months ago

      You’re advocating for the death penalty but draw the line at throwing stuff at people?

      • Echo Dot
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        66 months ago

        Death is one thing but making them sticky. Over the line.

    • @[email protected]
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      186 months ago

      It’s all well and good guillotining him, but what if the guillotene was sharp? Someone might get a nasty cut!

    • r00ty
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      I feel she should have at least tried the shaggy defence.

  • @[email protected]
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    746 months ago

    Calling it an attack feels like it lessens the meaning of the word for actual attacks. The man got wet.

    • Annoyed_🦀
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      286 months ago

      No, the charge is assault by beating, which sounds like mr farright got kicked or punched, but nope he got soaked by milkshake. I guess that bring the boys to the yard and he won the seat.

      • @[email protected]
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        206 months ago

        I think poor Farage got beat by a paper cup accidentally.

        Thomas Bowen told police she did not intend the paper cup to hit Farage.

  • Lad
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    96 months ago

    Lmao imagine having a whole day at court because someone had milkshake thrown over them. What a waste of everyone’s time.