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Gollum to [email protected] • 2 years ago

They will never ask again

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They will never ask again

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Gollum to [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • WtfEvenIsExistence3️
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    20•2 years ago

    How to get the FBI to investigate you: ^

    • @[email protected]
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      11•2 years ago

      don’t care I don’t have to look at their ugly kids anymore

      • @[email protected]
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        8•2 years ago

        You could just use that line. “What would it take for you to never show me your ugly kids again?”

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    Try licking your lips, you won’t have to bother looking for as long.

  • @[email protected]
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    9•2 years ago

    Ricky Gervais had a similar joke https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

    • newIdentity
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      2 years ago

      That’s pretty much exactly the same joke

    • @[email protected]
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      9•2 years ago

      Here is an alternative Piped link(s): https://piped.video/watch?v=vYtdnBiCbqY

      Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

      I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    „how much does he weight? ah, I see“ checking notes „yeah, that aint enough for my recipe. thanks anyway“

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