A Russian court has ruled that Google owes Russian media stations around $20 decillion in fines for blocking their content, and the fines could get bigger.

To put that into perspective, the World Bank estimates global GDP as around $100 trillion, which is peanuts compared to the prospective fine. Google would therefore have to find more money than exists on Earth to pay Moscow - but on Tuesday fell a little short of that mark when it posted $88 billion quarterly revenue.

The bizarre amount has been calculated after a four-year court case that started after YouTube banned the ultra-nationalist Russian channel Tsargrad in 2020 in response to the US sanctions imposed against its owner.

The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week. Owing to compound interest, Google is now on the hook for an insane amount of money, or what the judge on Monday called “a case in which there are many, many zeros.”

  • Angel [any]
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    718 months ago

    At this point, he should’ve fined them a googol dollars. che-laugh

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]
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    368 months ago

    This is how you know the soviets had a comically large spoon…modern Russia has comically large interest rates. How do you think they plan on collecting all that Google money? Scooping it up with the spoon and catapulting it by using a comically large pencil under the spoon before every Russian jumps on the spoon.

  • OgdenTO [he/him]
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    488 months ago

    Fining Google one grain of rice the first day, two the second day, four the third day, and doubling every day afterwards

  • Lemmygradwontallowme [he/him, comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    I wanna see ol’ Google wiggle their way out of this one… / s

    The bizarre amount has been calculated after a four-year court case that started after YouTube banned the ultra-nationalist Russian channel Tsargrad in 2020 in response to the US sanctions imposed against its owner.

    Ultranationalist, more like Ultrabatshit

  • @[email protected]
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    638 months ago

    The court imposed a fine of 100 thousand rubles ($1,025) per day, with the total fine doubling every week.

    cool

  • SadArtemis [she/her]
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    268 months ago

    Google deserves it and more LMAO… whatever the reasoning, based. I hope someday every single country the west has smeared (ie. all of them) joins in on the legal shitposting.

  • quarrk [he/him]
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    218 months ago

    From what I’ve been able to find, it sounds like Article 13.41 is designed to penalize refusal to remove objectionable content. Here, it’s apparently being applied to Google’s refusal to restore specific content? Seems like a stretch to me, but it does make for a funny headline

    • REgon [they/them]
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      48 months ago

      Yeah seen a bunch of them go “heh yeah right like that’s a rational number silly russians! And good luck collecting it!” smuglord

      It’s pretty obviously mocking. There wouldn’t be any number google would find acceptable, so might as well ahve fun with it

        • VOLCEL_POLICE [it/its]B
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          238 months ago

          The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.

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