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I think it ate the lemon stealing whores.
I’m no lemonologist but it looks like it could maybe be a very severe case of Citrus Bud Mites: https://www.inaturalist.org/taxa/384904-Aceria-sheldoni
https://www.inaturalist.org/observations/123925554
Does look kind of similar doesn’t it.
#dontputyourdickinthat
The Rot
Is their backyard in Pripyat?
You need a Velas detector to unearth this monstrosity.
It’s a keming issue. An o got too close to the l and we ended up with a demon.
Sorry I fuckin lost it at keming
Mutant lemon. If it tastes good, you should breed it and create a new product ;)
Thanks, buttpilgrim.
Lemon flavoured tree cancer
I think that’s Hermaeus Mora
Lemon of the Crucible
Equip to make lemonade.
A vestige of the crucible of primordial life. Born partially of devolution, it was considered a signifier of the divine in ancient times, but is now increasingly disdained as an impurity as civilization has advanced.
It’s The Thing but with plants.
On a sidenote,
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this is exactry the story from the original 1950’s movie ‘The Thing from Another World’.
When life gives you lemons…
Demand to see life’s manager.
Don’t stop there.
Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
Much like a rat king this should be known as a lemon king
A Lemperor
Or Earl of Lemongrab
Ah, the famous Arkham Lemon. Very nice.
Cthulhemon.
