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The best way to win into casino is this.
Go to a casino.
Get given free drinks, drink the free drinks.
Leave. Having had some nice free drinks.
I mean, I have a foolproof way to always come out on top at a casino, it’s a simple trick that gamblers will hate you for.
- Dress smart, it makes you look like an easy mark.
- Make sure to wear black shoes, polished to a shine, this will be important later.
- Own the casino.
- Ignore 1 and 2.
I have heard of someone who did just this but still went bankrupt multiple times.
I’ve been to a casino exactly one time in my life, and it was earlier this year. Went for the cheap hotel.
I did not spend any money at the casino, but I did get $15 free for being a certain demographic of new customer. I played that, won $158, cashed out and won’t ever do it again (unless I get more free money, anyway).
I’m sure what they wanted by giving me a win on the last $2 (it’s all controlled by cards, they know what my demographic is, and that people in it are likely to be depressed and on the poor side, and thus potential gambling addicts) was for me to keep playing to try to score more, but what it really did was point out dark patterns and make me wildly uncomfortable with the whole situation…
What did you play to win $158?
Asking for a friend
No. Bad!
Why gamble IRL when you could instead gamble with stocks online and lose your life savings /s
Because stocks take time, casinos are almost instant.
That’s the problem with this generation, no capacity to appreciate delayed dissatisfaction!
Psst
Wanna buy some 0dte options
What did he draw??
