Imagine you’re climbing a tree and you get to the top and grab this mfer
Hopefully at that point it continues its charade as a stick! :-P
More pixels
And here’s more pixels of the joke, if that’s your thing
Nature’s Rizla.
BRB, burning down every tree within 50 miles.
By my read, this spider is a bro.
Australia
Should’ve guessed
Satan has worked his magic during creation when god had his back turned, and now we suffer from it
This shit needs to stay in movies
I’m so glad I’m not a tiny bug.
Reach Around Spider was rejected as a possible name.
Unacceptable.
Cute!!
Hundrends of documented parasites who can literally eat us from the inside, but no …spiders are the fucking problem.
I think spiders are cool. I also have a completely irrational fear of them. I don’t understand it, I don’t have any clue where it came from, but spiders cause me to feel fear in a way unlike anything else in this world. I took it completely in stride when a doctor told me I “might not be ok” while looking at my xrays after a car accident in if I see a spider crawling across the bathroom floor while I’m pooping I’ll break out in cold sweats. I like to think that I’m a pretty rational person so this drives me crazy.
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This shit is the consequence of sin yo.
Amazing powers of camouflage and body manipulation are the consequences of sin? I best get sinning like a mother fucker then!
Is it ribbed for her pleasure?