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@[email protected] to > [email protected] • 2 years ago

Anon watches the news

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@[email protected] to > [email protected] • 2 years ago
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  • newIdentity
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    17•2 years ago

    I expected her to tell him that it was someone they knew

  • @[email protected]
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    35•2 years ago

    the simulation ran out of processing power for a moment

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 years ago

      Human music, I like it!

    • @[email protected]
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      13•2 years ago

      Snaps Yes!

      • @[email protected]
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        5•2 years ago

        My man!

      • @[email protected]
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        6•2 years ago

        I hope this is a R&M reference.

        • @[email protected]
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          4•2 years ago

          It is actually a covert symbol for white supremacists to identify each other

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            I’m struggling to corroborate this. ‘snaps yes! My man’ just leads me to Rick & Morty, and no dogwhistly context that I can identify. Where should I be looking?

            • @[email protected]
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              5•2 years ago

              Lookin good

              • @[email protected]
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                4•2 years ago

                my man

  • KingJalopy
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    115•2 years ago

    My friend’s dad was like this. One day when we were teenagers he had a pool in the backyard and we had towels on our shoulder and swimming pants on and we’re walking towards the back door. His dad turned and said, you guys going swimming? We said, yeah. He said, in the backyard? We said, yeah. Said, thought so. Still not sure if he was fucking with us but he used to do this kind of shit all the time.

    • @[email protected]
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      24•2 years ago

      Hey, I see you’re wearing a hat to support Team Smalltalk. Yep. Do you do much smalltalk? No, not really. Yeah, me neither.

    • @[email protected]
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      12•2 years ago

      Could have just been socal anxiety

    • @[email protected]
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      51•2 years ago

      He was high and thought you were the police or DEA rustling about.

      • @[email protected]
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        10•2 years ago

        He must have been a full blown dealer to fear the DEA

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          Nah they go after little guys all the time since cross trained officers can act as DEA agents.

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          9•2 years ago

          How do you think they could afford a pool?

          • @[email protected]
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            2•2 years ago

            the economy 20 years ago

    • @[email protected]
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      14•2 years ago

      Probably just wanted to talk to the two of you, but was not sure what exactly to say.

      • @[email protected]
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        3•2 years ago

        The most base level of autism personified

  • @[email protected]
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    12•2 years ago

    I actually got hired working for this guy, went to the orientation and everything, was hired to be his marketing manager, but he was a douche and I ended up taking an IT job I got offered right after I started training for this one, and starting my career in IT instead. He was the owner of Three Rivers Dental in Pittsburgh. He was real used car salesman-like. Wanted me to push care credit on everyone. Fuck this turd.

  • @[email protected]
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    1•2 years ago

    A shitty comment

    • @[email protected]
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      1•2 years ago

      deleted by creator

      • starkle
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        1•2 years ago

        … are you ok?

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          The one witch hunting me is not fine, I am.

        • @[email protected]
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          1•2 years ago

          I don’t think they’re ok…

  • @[email protected]
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    17•2 years ago

    Plot twist — their dad is the dentist

  • @[email protected]
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    11•2 years ago

    same energy

  • Destide
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    73•2 years ago

    Mum thinks you’re a serial killer mate

  • Nora
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    69•2 years ago

    She’s checking to make sure the kid isn’t a psychopath and knows it’s wrong.

  • @[email protected]
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    5•2 years ago

    Family is hard

  • newIdentity
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    19•2 years ago

    Honestly that makes her seam more weird than Anon.

    • @[email protected]
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      7•2 years ago

      Maybe she was mining that weirdness? Perhaps she was hoping to stitch together what appeared as moral disparity in her child?

      • newIdentity
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        I honestly just think she wanted to talk to Anon about anything

  • Dr. Wesker
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    231•2 years ago

    Anon is autistic. Mom is trying to gauge how autistic Anon is.

    • @[email protected]
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      116•2 years ago

      Honestly sounds like anon has a “weird” attitude about women and mom is trying to figure it out.

      • radix
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        25•2 years ago

        Where do you get this from?

        • ddh
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          49•2 years ago

          From her questions.

          • newIdentity
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            8•2 years ago

            What? How?

            • @[email protected]
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              3•2 years ago

              Boys, we found another one.

            • ddh
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              25•2 years ago

              “What do you think he should’ve done?” is an open question in a provocative context. It’s the kind of question a parent might ask to get insight into how their kid is thinking.

              • newIdentity
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                And how do you go from there to “he has a weird attitude about women”

                • @[email protected]
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                  1•2 years ago

                  Because she is speaking about an incident of violence against women.

                • @[email protected]
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                  49•2 years ago

                  he uses 4chan

    • @[email protected]
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      Dude wesker saying autistic in his voice souds sick.

      • @[email protected]
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        4•2 years ago

        What?

        • @[email protected]
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          Dont you know who albert wesker is?

    • Seraph
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      40•2 years ago

      And accidentally making herself seem autistic in the process.

    • @[email protected]
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      22•2 years ago

      It’s 2023, everyone’s autistic and proud of it apparently.

      • @[email protected]
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        33•2 years ago

        If you’re not proud of being autistic, are you even really autistic?

        • @[email protected]
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          5•2 years ago

          I’m thrice diagnosed and I fuckin hate it.

          • @[email protected]
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            12•2 years ago

            That’s because you’re weak and uncommitted. Jack up those vaccines up your forearm and minmax your autism until the build starts paying off.

  • Oha
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    16•2 years ago

    seems like a perfectly normal conversation

    • @[email protected]
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      This sounds like some AI generated story.

      Edit: Grammar

  • @[email protected]
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    I think mom’s hiding an unholy belief about this deep inside and is trying to discuss it with you in some way possible, but can’t find an opening cause you speak the obvious so she thinks you’ll be taken too aback by her unconventional approach (euphemism).

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      I think it’s this. Mom has watched a ton of true crime mystery or something similar and was hoping her kid would reply with some grizzly details about the particulars of the case. Instead he states the obvious and mom is like “ohhh probably best not to give the kid an infatuation with erotic asphyxiation so maybe I’ll drop it.”

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