The big brain am winning again! I am the greetest! Now, I am leaving Earth for no raisin.
EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.
The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?
Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!
"You can’t just sit here in the dark listening to classical music’
“I could if you hadn’t turned on the lights and shut off the stereo.”
MY LEG FEELS FUNNY
…
MY LEG FEELS BETTER
“Did you know their hair just keeps growing and growing?”
Such a legit thing to be grossed out about.
Bender, depressed walks up to a bar:
“Gimmie your largest, strongest, cheapest drink”
I was gonna go yachting in those feet!
“wooooooooo”
I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.
“Hahahaha”
Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.
“HAHAHAHA”
And Fry, you’ve got that brain thing!
- I already did!
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!
Hah Billiy West what a funny madre up name!
Bender: “So people will actually pay money to find love…? I have an idea, an idea so genius…” gavel sounds “Stupid anti-pimping laws!”
“Bender we love you!”
Shut up baby. I know it
“If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!”
When they’re getting pulled down toward Atlanta:
How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?
Well it’s a spaceship, so I’d say anywhere between zero and one.
“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.
Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else
The butter in my pocket is melting!