Wish that were me, I just want to feel alive again
Having worked in entertainment, i gotta say a lot of the sound guys I’ve worked with low-key deserve a good sternum punch. Not all of them, but there’s enough douchebags to make this a happy fantasy.
Obligatory industry joke: why does thunder come after lightning?
Because even God has to wait for the sound guy.
How hard does she punch?
Enough to hit the sound out of him
I’d like to think hard enough that it’s a different sound guy every show
I take back my thoughts about volunteering.
I’m sure somebody with this kink thinks it’s their time to shine
i couldn’t even name or recognize one of her songs. but i’d do it, and put it on my résumé, too.
I bet you know some of her songs even if you can’t identify them as hers. She’s that inescapable.
I know that one about play play play. Someone karaoked it last Halloween at a friend’s party.
And the haters hate hate hate?
And she’s just gonna shake shake shake ?
If so you can thank Max Martin. You may not know his name but you’ve without a doubt you’ve heard a lot of his work.
Depends how much she pays him and how much he simps her. Lots of people would pay to get punched anywhere by Taylor Swift.
