Let it be known that today I consciously decided not to send something horrible to my loved ones.

Today they are well loved indeed.

ALL HAIL

Praise Premlak that we may be dry.

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Art by Cal Kearns

Thank you, Premlak. My dried digits bow to you and your gift.

Makes me more upset about the fools who spend more time pulling out stacks of paper than they took to rinse their fingers just to ball it up and throw it away

I shudder to think how the soap dispenser might work

I feel like there should be a meat Canyon video version of this

Sounds like the more I use the better he feels then.

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Thank you premlak

I am envious

All hail Premlak! I shall henceforth honor him by using an extra sheet.

Thank you Premlak

What a terrible day to have eyes