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I can’t even make fun. Not because he’s a fellow Canadian. Because they hand out that sick belt.
But only $ 5,000? Come on Microsoft!
We can leave our company database in his hand.
Our company database is an excel sheet.
I find it stunning that some people are so intelligent. Excel isn’t merely a matter of memorizing rules and lots of practice/experience. You truly have to be sharp as hell to get on this kinda level.
Jarman and 11 other finalists were tasked with playing a simulated game of World of Warcraft via spreadsheet
How did he manage to fit the award ceremony into his busy schedule of having sex with beautiful models? …Probably with a spreadsheet, now I think about it.
The sheet was not the only thing being spread
Was he legally required to appear as a stereotype?
Yes
As is his duty.
Not enough neckbeard.
Michael Jarman, pictured between two people…
That’s a funny photo caption.
“Michael Jarman, ceremonially situated between two distinguished event representatives,”
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“Michael Jarman, strategically positioned in a central location with one individual stationed to his immediate left and another to his immediate right,”
The article embedded what appears to be the entire tournament… Nearly 7 1/2 hours lol.
No doubt about it, though, that intro track is absolutely lit
They call me the king of the spreadsheets. Got em all printed out on my bedsheets. -Weird Al
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Hide yo wife
