nathan mahoney kills another ceo
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I’m holding off on the celebration until I know the reason for the stabbing and what kind of person the president is.
with a knife under his ribs. He was transferred to a nearby hospital where he immediately underwent surgery and is expected to make a full recovery.
though.
:(
Everyone, if you’re stabbing someone don’t leave the knife in. It’s gonna block most of the bleeding and give the “victim” higher chances of survival
And maybe twist if you have the time…
And maybe twist if you have the time…
Smear a little poop on it.
Ah, charlie was really resourceful in those jungles
That will only result in an infection in the long term without medical intervention. Not helpful for the parasite class.
This isn’t :(
I understand that we are angry, BUT we know nothing about this guy – the company seems like a small niche manufacturing business. The guy isn’t some super elite C-suite executive, he’s just a high-level manager/director. Maybe he was an asshole. Don’t know if he is guilty of anything though
So you’re saying I can remove it and stab again??
As many times as you want!
Jolly good
I need to stop saving money by buying single-use knives.
Not only CAN you, it’s also encouraged.
You gotta stab then twist
Yeah, but you also have to have a plan. Human beings are both incredibly tough and fragile at the same time, as long as the brain is getting blood a hospital can save you.
This is why if you stab a CEO you need to go for the neck and know where the arteries are. Heart is okay if you’ve got a real knife and know what you’re doing but it’s more effort than it’s worth otherwise, and the one thing that won’t work is stabbing them in the stomach ten times.
Gut wounds were death in the Before Times before antibiotics, now it’s just unpleasant.
However, the carotid artery is both easy to access and difficult to repair in time. Not that I’m in any way condoning these terrible attacks.
Yeah, the one issue is that human reflexes just naturally make people good at protecting their head and neck but if you want close up results and don’t want to point, click, and hope it’s your best bet.
Most people forget under the armpits. That was always a better option historically over the neck. Usually necks are protected by gorgets, but the armpit has to be flexible.
Can’t cover the armpits with solid armor like chests and necks.
I was just about to say that the subclavian artery is nicely exposed when they lift up their hands to protect their neck. Also the femoral artery is a solid choice if you have a long enough blade. But that might take a bit of digging.
These users read more books.
Well it’s not Reddit.
The apple didn’t fall far from the tree.
This guy deposes
Suddenly realizing the anti-education efforts of the Republican bunch, the Koch’s and all their ilk, is actually motivated by self-preservation. It’s harder to know how to kill your overlords if you never learn about anatomy to know what parts are fragile. For example, you’d never know that cutting the femoral arteries can be every bit as fatal as the carotids, or that when targeting the heart/lungs a knife blade in a vertical orientation would just get caught in the ribs, or that puncturing both lungs would also be extremely bad.
A gut wound that reaches the abdominal aorta very well could be death, but how many people even know where it is?
It’s a wee bit to the stabbers left yeah?
Runs right through the liver iirc (or is the vena cava different?)
Definitely don’t lock yourself in with them and repeatedly stab their lungs in a flurry of blows on both sides. That could cause their lungs to collapse and / or fill with blood, which might result in a death by either filling your chest with air but still gasp for air, or drowning in their own blood. And nobody wants that.
I’m assuming he cancelled Christmas bonuses.
They’re still having a pizza party, but only pineapple topping.
Jelly of the month club is the gift that keeps on giving all year long!
That it is Edward. That it is indeed.
or made sure the annual bonus was a pizza party
<.<
Class war finally coming out in the open? One can hope
Since Europe does whatever 'merica does, I can’t wait for this trend to arrive here.
I was kinda hoping we’d take a page from French history books on this one, all you need is a little wood, a little steel, and gravity to really get things rolling
Why wait? CEOs are killing thousands through their decisions right now and even more later through their actions. Theres no time to waste waiting!
Hey maybe school shootings will go down now
Bring it full circle. Max points for gun manufacturer CEOs.
CEO’s are the new classrooms
And then congress with actually do something about it…
And Trump is the only president who has ever advocated a complete gun ban.
Was that before or after he almost greatly helped humanity?
The only thing I can think of that Trump could do to greatly help humanity is killing himself.
I was referring to when he almost got taken out at the rally
Ah, that. I’m convinced that he wasn’t even wounded. Days later his ear looked perfectly normal.
Swap school shootings with workplace stabbings. Uno reverse, American style.
Idk there was already one since luigi
If this was named Mario I would check myself with a psychologist.
There are 16 mass shootings in the US from Dec 4th to today Dec 19th. That’s from the wiki on it.
Yes only 1 was at a school, but this shit is not going to show down or stop with how we currently are dealing with it.
If I have to choose between an America where Executives live in fear that one day they could be the next headline, and one where the same thing happens but it’s to school children?
Not much of a choice
Easy choice
They make tank parts, fyi.
And electric car parts. It’s an engineering / machining company, you would be very hard pressed to find any companies like it that don’t work with the largest source of funding in the world
Like…for peace tanks?
Like…for fish tanks?
That’s very noteworthy!
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Except real though
https://www.andersonexpressinc.com/
Is the company
Wow! That’s an engineering type company. Oh man! That’s not great. Its a big swath of the whole CEO-dom.
It’s a machine shop. The engineering staff is probably a fairly small portion of the employees.
kills another CEO? MSN article says the CEO will have a speedy recovery.
also don’t think this guy deserved it so… great shitpost! lol
They all deserve it. Plus the company is part of the MIC so fuck em.
I wonder if this new trend will stop some CEOs from forcing RTO. Harder to stab over the computer 🤔
No, they’ll just WFH. They’re important and make the rules, so clearly the rules don’t apply to them.
Still not safe:
Got any more pixels? I wanna read it
Thanks!
Holy crap.
I’ve never seen that before; and I’m 58.
I love it.
More like this please. Enough of these parasites destroying the planet and forcing us to live as slaves.
CEOs rethinking RTO
it’s starting
His name better fucking be Mario.
Or a member of the Army of Yoshis?
At the very least it should be his handle/nickname in jail
The Marios of the world probably be thinking deep thoughts about right now…
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