That’s some real most developed country in the world shit
Can these kids donate them to protect our CEOs? Our CEOs are our most valuable asset
Thoughtful high-schooler rises 120k for high grade bulletproofing of sport cars. CEO sends his regards via a personal email.
I am hoping this becomes a wholesome meme mid June at the latest.
Proposed pizza party is delayed indefinitely due to possibility of rain.
They should be given heart shield bibles so they don’t get shot in the heart AND so they can learn the good word of the founding father Jesus
“There’s no way to prevent this”, say conservatives in the only country where this regularly happens.
This whole article sounds like it could have been by the onion a few years ago. What a sad reality we live in.
wait… this …isn’t the onion?
gasp
Has bullying stopped there or is it still a thing?
Not very American.
Shouldnt only the kids with “winner” parents who can afford bulletproof backpack plates get one, so the kids of “loser” poor parents have a reduced chance of surviving?
How will these kids learn it’s wrong to be and their life means less if they’re poor if literally everyone in their grade has a roughly equal chance of survival in the event of our national pastime that makes us who we are happening at their school? How will the less poor kids know their life means more than their poorie classmates?
And really, shouldn’t it only be legal for private academy kids to get these kinds of protective measures? Why expend resources protecting future capital livestock to this degree? Seems like a very inefficient investment.
This feels like a slippery slope to Marxist Leninist commie socialism.
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You’ll be a Republican senator in no time.
Judging by their shirts saying St. Someone, I am inclined to believe these ARE private school kids. So this is thankfully legal, no need to worry good citizen.
The Rich kids get plate carriers in the front while the poor kids only get to live if they get shot center mass while running away.
You do make a good point. This should be illegal.
So un-American, the second amendment isn’t for bullet proof vests. The best defense is offense. These kids should all have gotten guns to protect themselves, with the rich kids bullet proof vests in addition. Because everyone has the right to gunslinging, rich people have the right to survival.
I was thinking just shoot the brownies. But letting these kids suffer in the system is far more
merricanchristiangop to do.Supply Side Jesus would be proud!
Guys, is the USA alright?
No, no defenetly isn’t.
But on the other hand: Is the world really alright atm?
A friend always says “X isn’t real, X can’t hurt me, I’m on a flower field :)” But when X is “the World”, the flower field becomes kinda hard to imagin without it …
Current events remind me of how if felt after reading “All Summer in a Day.”
I’m glad they said it was Pennsylvania, I would have never guessed this was the US.
Instead of giving school kids free lunch. Schools are buying them backpack armor.
Was one given a gun?
Imagine being telling kids to wear body armour rather than dealing with the gun problem.
Obligatory Onion link
It shouldn’t be more dangerous to be a 9th grader than a CEO.
So, what I’m hearing is, we should kill 2 CEOs for every school child.
Even at 1:1 we’d be out of billionaires in a couple months.
No, because inheritance
First off, there’s an estate tax. Second, it’s rare for only one person to inherit everything. Third, the children and next of kin are often not even remotely as bad as the dragons that hoard wealth.
Statistically speaking, 70 percent of inheritances are lost by the second generation. It’s then 90% by the third.
Just for pedentasim, most wealth held by the extremely rich is in the form of assets that aren’t covered by the estate taxes. This is often by design.
those dragons that hoard wealth are almost always the children and next of kin in the first place.
CEOs hate this one simple trick for preventing school shootings!
