alt text: screenshot of a conversation from a dating app, all messages sent by aaron. text from top to bottom: You and Aaron matched!
- “Hi Lauren, looking good in you pics 😊”
- “Would you be willing to put your children up for adoption? I want to date someone without kids, so looking for someone who is willing to free themselves of their current”
You’ll never know if you don’t ask…
That person is a disgrace to Aarons everywhere.
“You done fucked up A-A-Ron”
You gotta shoot your shot because you can’t shoot the kids
You people get matches!?
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Zero chance it’s not a joke. God, I hope
This guy heard the phrase “If you don’t ask, you don’t get it” and threw out all human decency and just fucking ran with it.
If so, this is a very socially inept joke to make in your second text to a person you haven’t met yet. Jesus.
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If they want you to be over 6ft it’s only fair to ask them to lose the dead weight. My kid hasn’t made a dime yet, every year the books are in the red. Scrooge McDuck warned us all.
