The fuck?

  • @[email protected]
    124•3 months ago

    There is either:

    1. A backstory we are missing
    2. Anon has a weird fetish
    3. mom has a weird fetish
    4. story is fake and straight
    5. story is real and gay
    6. some combination of the above
    • @[email protected]English
      5•3 months ago

      It’s nonsense bullshit, maybe bordering on fetish-bait.

      The semen clogging the drain part is a dead giveaway, because that’s not a thing.

      It became an urban legend because of a college prank years and years ago, and since then many young guys with limited critical thinking or reading comprehension failed to connect with the part of the prank that made it a prank, IE: that it’s not true.

      https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/housing-violation-notice-in-college-bathroom-prank-resurfaces-idUSL1N2MY2GV/

    • @[email protected]
      17•3 months ago

      It’s obvious fake, but this was almost the norm (it’s overblown in the “story” ofc) in the nineties, you wouldn’t go to the computer with a paper towel lol.

      Before smartphones, people were spying on everyone else just out of boredom and keeping mental notes about the smallest things, also all the sex stuff was not really taught in school and everyone was interested in it but nobody talked about it.

      Very different times.

      • Cruxifux
        4•3 months ago

        What? What the fuck are you talking about mate? What kind of weird ass place did you live in the 90’s? Like did porn magazines and late night cable TV not exist where you were?

      • @[email protected]English
        7•3 months ago

        I came of age before smart phones in NY. We had sex education. We had late night fuzzy adult TV stations that had porn on them and we had porno mags and what not. I got my first phone at 14 and it was an LG flip phone where you had to press the numbers multiple times to get the right letter to send a text, so texts were short. No internet or camera on the phone either. The iPhone came out in 2007, the same year I graduated high school. There were some proto “smart” phones that came out before like the blackberry and the sidekick but their “smart” features like the internet were cumbersome to use.

        It was definitely different times but by no means were we living in the dark about sex, and society pushed sex pretty hard because it sells. Now I guess with the constant screen bombardment it feels inescapable but that’s tech in 2024 for ya.

  • @[email protected]
    19•3 months ago

    MOVE
    OUT

    Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.

    • @[email protected]
      14•3 months ago

      I moved in with mine; now I can fap anywhere in the house. She likes watching me do it. I find it awkward but whatever. At least I don’t have to pretend that the crumpled up bits of toilet paper everywhere are “snot rags” anymore.

      Edit: What’s with the downvotes?

  • @[email protected]
    44•3 months ago

    Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
    A healthy family doesn’t keep secrets from each other!

    Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn’t get stuck very often.

  • @[email protected]English
    26•3 months ago

    How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.

  • @[email protected]
    22•3 months ago

    1: go to toilet

    2: kneel in front facing the toilet

    3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

    4:???

    5: profit