• LoudWaterHombre
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      4 months ago

      I was shocked who would put such an expensive watch on a dog for a meme and then I saw the comments lol

      I didn’t wear my glasses to my defense.

  • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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    564 months ago

    That. That’s a human paw. That’s not a hand. That’s a fucking human paw. Where do I find someone with motherfucking human pawbs.

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      34 months ago

      “AWWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoof over your head!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoom overlooking the sea!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOuuugula on your healthy salad because I know you love it!”

      “AWWWROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooster crowing in the morning 'cuz baby, I bought you a farm!”

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      134 months ago

      Same reason there is no hair surviving on the knees etc., it gets too much physically interaction.

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    124 months ago

    Here’s a would you rather! Would you rather have him be your massage therapist or be his massage therapist? No shaving or trimming or waxing is allowed in either case. If he’s your massage therapist he does a full body good deep tissue massage using forearms, fists, elbows, whatever tools need used to get the job done, not just the palms of his hands. If you’re his massage therapist, yes his body hair is long enough to accidentally tie in knots. What do you choose!?!