Wait I get an office? Fuck man I don’t mind sharing with any one of these people. It beats the hell outta being in a cubicle row surrounded by all of them, which has been my experience so far.
Can I work from home instead?
Yes, but one of them moves in with you.
Well. Shit.
Disturbing lack of DEI on this meme
Hannah: Get her to invite me to the wedding, meet her friends and all the social circle. Very helpful to grind that social experience
Caleb: dude is probably shredded and knows not only how to eat healthy, but, by comparison, will force you to eat healthy as well. Probably can help with grinding the social experience as well
Wallace: if you get him to open up and share his work experience, this could be the teaching of a lifetime. Also helps to grind the social experience as he probably has young nephews, and family gatherings to invite you
These 3 are my best choices
Radio head it is then
Who gets an office anymore. I though it was all hotdesking bullshit
Sharing your hotdesk, at the same time.
If the worst part of Dayzie is possibly smelling bad, then I’ll take her. I work with someone now who is Indian. Great guy, but I try not to get close… being a cube or 2 away, I barely smell it, so this seems like the best option. Plus, she looks cute. Sorry if that’s offensive to say or inappropriate these days, but oh well.
I think this post was vaguely sexist and racist but on the other hand, it also wasn’t funny or interesting either.
Lewis or Wallace. or both, so I can have fun hearing them fight
Anyone but Brice, tbh.
- Idk what’s supposed to be bad about getting engaged
- Everyone farts
- I like Radiohead
- Natural deodorant works fine for a lot of people
- Most people I’ve known who do crossfit have been very aware that talking about it is a meme
- Dudes who are super old and still working tend to be fun
- HR folks have a lot ot useful info for getting the most out of your employment
Edit: I will decline Wallace, too, actually. As fun as he might be, at 100 there’s a pretty good chance he’ll die on the job and I don’t wanna deal with that.
It says “is like 100”, not “is 100”, so that just means something like
> your own age * 1.33I think the “engaged” one is just a different version of the CrossFit meme.
I’ll go with Lewis. Him and I can do a great duet with our farting generator.
Ah the scenarios we are forced to imagine with back to office mandates. I’ll go with Dayzie because we have similar ideologies about deodorant and I can’t wait for someone to complain to Susan so I can be oppositionally defiant.
Wallace or Susan. Almost every place I’ve been HR is the freakiest of the groups and generally doesn’t care. (And yes that’s annecdotal and I’m sure there will be others who say they’re the worst)
Until you make a non offensive joke, but still end up going to sensitivity training
Je suis Lewis
I want to pick both Hannah and Shiloh and see how the situation develops from there.
Susan and Wallace >>>>>
