I was Biden my time, but the time is Nye.
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“Im gonna pretend I got this medal for debating Ken Ham”
“Man his hair smells good”
Biden wispers in his ear, “inertia is a property of matter”
Bill Nye receiving Medal of Freedom for his dedication to science education :)
Bill Nye, Freedom Medal Guy!
Bill! Bill! Bill! Bill!
Science rules
He don’t even be a scientist though??
the operative word is “education”. do i need to be an engineer to tell a child how a bike works? pedantry sucks.
Okay everybody, im done with the proudest moment of my life now. Someone please wake him up.
Bill Nye graciously accepts the Power Bottom Lifetime Achievement award.
“Did you fart?”
“You’re God damn right I did.”
I farted. He farted.
Animorphs cover art is coming along well.
I told you I’d get you Nye!
Biden thinking: “Think fast. How do I seamlessly thread this ribbon under the iconic Bowtie of Science? All without losing my balance.”
Why is the frontman of talking heads being given a medal by the dude from Bram Stokers Dracula?
Byrned!
Though, I gotta say, Byrne’s suit’s shoulders would be ~1’ wider
“Did you fart, or was that me?”
“I’m… not sure.”
