Musk Puppet, king of Magastan
I think we need to allow the wealthy to have pistol duels like in the past. Also they must be to the death. At least we will be rid of one problem regardless each time…
In the past, the aggrieved party got to choose pistols or swords. And I’m thinking swords would be much more fun to watch. I’d pay good money to watch those two bozos flailing at each other with cutlasses.
They’d be winded in 30 seconds
Musk can even bring his own sword.
I give that the following odds:
33%: Musks sword explodes, Trump wins
33%: Musks sword works, Musk wins
33%: Musks sword works amazingly but explodes right (or during) killing Trump, everybody wins.
As funny as that is, I still would like to see their hands quiver as they take aim at one another…
I would pay thousands to watch someone swordfight taint maid Trump to the death
Now that’s an alternative motive for one to get rich. “Why do you think you would be a good fit for this company.”
“I really want to grow my investment portfolio so I can fall into the wealthy category to achieve my dreams”
They will just use seconds.
Nope, a second was someone who looked over the other guy. THEY have to do it.
I think it would be really amusing to watch them shit themselves in fear live as they miss by a mile and have to reload in order to get the other. Comedy gold.
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Ya know… You now have immunity to get rid of him…
Joke?
Exactly my thought
Reportedly is a key word here…
Tough shit Putin’s Sock Puppet. you picked the racist bastard. and he bought your dumbass.
Should their couple name be Trusk or Mump?
Mump, because it’s similar to a disease.
+1 Reminds me of Andrew Wakefield.
Mump sat alone in a boggy marsh… Totally motionless except for his heart…
Elonald mump
Thanks, I hate it!
Be careful Don. If President Musk sees this, he may become upset with you and cut off your funding.
OK, then it is “King Musk” and “Jester Donald”.
This is perfect.
The independent is now a gossip magazine, nice
It’s been shitty for years actually
I mean, he did sell himself to the highest bidder.
Now he is Elmo’s pooch.
You love to see it!
With Facebook not fact-checking I really see this as an opportunity to galvanize the President Musk fact on as many posts as possible. Complaining about it only makes first lady Trump sound like a woke fake news puppet.
