• Owl
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      163 months ago

      He is inside mom

      The burglar is a pedo

      • @[email protected]
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        173 months ago

        Is this one of those subs where pedo rape jokes are funny or one of the ones where pedo rape jokes are discouraged?

        • Owl
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          23 months ago

          Yes, That was the joke

          Because the mom said “I’m baby”

      • @[email protected]
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        This is the generous interpretation and the one I’m picking. Seems like a stressful situation for all, so a lot can be forgiven.

        I can even understand “k” as response. What can mum do except give the kid, and mum, space to solve the problem? “I understand, I’m calling the police now” or just call the police. One saves time, one wastes it.

        I could even understand it being a “oh shit, oh shit, oh shit” response. Executive function is gone, here’s a “k” while I melt.

        Lots of room here before jumping to mum being the worst person in the world.

          • @[email protected]
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            13 months ago

            My main was on fmhy. That got nuked so I browsed using this acct. Then made another alt. The mods here are in a constant state of clarity, it’s pretty good.

      • NigahigaYT
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        113 months ago

        I just thought it was an autocorrect from “I’m busy” tbh. Hoping you’re right

    • @[email protected]
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      43 months ago

      What happens if it isn’t available in your area do you get a notification or you just sit there waiting?

      • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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        163 months ago

        That why you own a musket for home defense, since that’s what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. “What the devil?” As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he’s dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it’s smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, “Tally ho lads” the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended

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          23 months ago

          I was about to roll my eyes and scroll past your comment but then I read “powdered wig”. I was committed to read it all when I saw “smoothbore”. The “tally ho lads” was hilarious. Great job all the way through!

  • Destide
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    253 months ago

    You had a good run mummy wants her white claw wednesdays back

    • @[email protected]
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      213 months ago

      TL:DR her mom called the police and a neighbor and the neighbor loudly arrived spooking the intruder

    • Carpinchodormilon
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      13 months ago

      Comments are funny and this girl was so smart and fast it’s incredible. But I have a question because I’m not American and I see this all the time: why do they make/let 14year olds babysit toddlers and babies. I understand that it’s cheaper or free if it’s a family member. But there are many emergencies (more common than this one) that I don’t think a teen is matured or prepared for, seems crazy to me to leave a child in the care of another child

      • @[email protected]
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        23 months ago

        I suspect it’s legal because it was a prevalent practice before laws were made, and nobody wanted to change that so they just made sure the law allowed for what they were already doing. For example, Kansas was part of a “territory” before it was a state, so only the USA as a whole had authority, and I doubt there were many laws about the subject we’re discussing, so there was probably literally no local law enforcement in most of Kansas at some point. Additionally, in the USA people settled / farm(ed) by having one family live far away from everyone else (as opposed to in Europe where it was supposedly more common to have a central place where a lot of people lived and then they would walk to their sector of farmland that surrounds the town). This means that people with 8 kids probably assigned any 14 or 16 or 12 year olds to watch the younger kids, while the adults and older children were out farming or preparing food (which took a lot more time in the past), since there was no other adult that was physically close by (and any that were would probably have to attend to their own farm/business rather than help with raising someone else’s kids).

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        Because emergencies are so rare. Many adults are quite unprepared for a lot of them as well.

        It’s different if you were to leave like a 1-2 year old in the care of someone but it’s generally okay to leave a 5-10 year old in the care of a 14-15 year old. They mostly just need to feed them and make sure they go to bed.

        Plus it gives the teens responsibility and some extra money to spend and it helps them get prepared for the future. Usually if it’s a super young one the teens tend to have first and courses suitable for young children as well or actual baby sitting certifications from a course of some sort.

    • shastaxc
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      23 months ago

      Sounds like when the guy knocked on the door she could’ve just shouted “we don’t want any” and he would’ve left

  • M137
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    123 months ago

    “Here me”

    Everything in that text conversation says none of them understand basic grammar and spelling.

  • @[email protected]
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    183 months ago

    I mean… That was exactly the right thing to do.
    Respond as fast as possible as clearly as possible.

    But looking back on it, it is pretty fucking funny to read.