cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won’t become some sort of tradition now
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Trump next year https://youtu.be/exHCsrNK8Rs?si=ntTN-vzS7wtIFsXB
Let me get this right. He’s winning a paper commercial label with gum on it?
The old gang’s getting back together!
Hide-the-pain Trump?
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Yuck.
Black people told you
It’s been 6 hours, DEI, antifa or something got to this patriot before they could finish their truthsocial post! We must never stop the hunt for this terrorist scum. /$
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Pepsi targeted black people with their product at a time when Coke didn’t want their product to be seen being drunk by black people
Pepsi had hired black people to run the marketing campaign and showed black people in a positive light rather than caricatures. One of those hired even went on to become VP of the company which at the time was the highest position someone of colour had been in an American megacorp
My comment was about how we all knew Coke was racist and Pepsi was legit
He’ll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can’t keep up anymore.
We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.
What if we put the stocks their trading as well?
Great idea! A little stock ticker! Throw some LED lights on that bitch like it’s an outfit for a rave!
This would be a good use case for AR—just slip on your glasses and see all their sponsors’ logos adjusted to scale according to the size of their
bribedonationsIf the plebes have to wear a uniform to their minimum wage drug tested job so should our elites
We need to make this brilliant idea a real thing. Great project for people who are good at and enjoy photo manipulation.
Based on my experience with humans, the ruling class would probably get this turned around to the point where people vote based on how popular various brand names are. It might even reduce the amount it takes to buy or rent a politician if certain logos make them more likely to win.
Even today, I bet a good portion of his cult would just call all that money an example of how good a business man he is, with the assumption that good business man = good leader.
Another prediction is that dummy companies will pop up with good looking mission statements and money to give to candidates who might actually be good ones, only for scandals to break about the company after the name gets associated with the politician.
We can’t have nice things.
Good points, thanks.
I’m seeing it as a white, blue, and red jacket. Almost flag like for the country he represents. It’s got the same colors as the US flag, enough for denying it’s the Russian flag, but showing his true allegiance.
F1 style liveries across the White House, National Mall, and Congress
Weirdest part to me is that I really can’t believe that he’s drinking Diet Coke and not regular Coke. I know there’s concerns about diet sodas, but that shows a concern about his health and what he puts in his body that I never imagined Trump was capable of.
Not that I like the man but I believe he’s also been against alcohol life long? Definitely has some concern with what he consumes.
Naw, I think it’s because he specifically enjoys diet coke more. If I want a soda, it’s diet coke or nothing. I’m in good health, but diet coke tastes great while regular coke almost makes me feel ill from the thick syrup.
Is it because US coke has corn syrup instead of cane sugar?
It’s a factor. Coke, Diet Coke, and Coke Zero all taste different regardless so individual preferences are guaranteed.
Yes.
I can’t stand American Coke but if I ever see the bottles of Mexican Coke then I’ll get that.
Same. The only thing that calms the beast that lives in my soul is the sweet embrace of aspartame. I cant even really drink mixed drinks with non diet soda. Sugar Free Redbull and Vodka just hits so good.
My behaviors shouldn’t be emulated 😅
I’m now 9 years sober, by back in my day I would do redbull + tequila as my hair of the dog drink of choice. Cause if I survived one, I felt great.
Not trying to defend the taste. I hate the taste of diet coke myself, but I don’t know what it is about that diet soda specifically. I have met many people in real life and through the internet that just fucking LOVE diet coke. Idk why, but they drink 3-5 cans a day. I am working with one now that had to stop drinking for health reasons and she was talking about how she missed the taste a couple weeks ago.
Diet Coke lovers are a dedicated breed.
I’m not sure how much chemical tweaking they did on aspartame, but I suspect it ended up being overfitted to their test group because I can’t stand the taste of it. It just tastes a bit off to me, like there’s some undesirable chemical in there.
Stevia was disappointing for me because the ones granulated like white sugar also have that flavour. Maybe it’s from traces of whatever solvent was used to extract it from the plant.
I’d rather have water than any diet soda.
People just love getting addicted to shit. We are all guilty of it. We equate the dopamine rush with actual enjoyment of things. I’m not sure I actually like anything, so much as it’s my brain tricking me.
This is a little tongue in cheek, but also a little not.
Coke has been doing this every year.
He probably wanted to be special and the ability to say “First DIET coke inaugural bottle”
From the comments here, it seems like his plan of making people think Coke is doing it to endorse him is working.
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
I bet the back of the bottle says only people with very large hands and a big a-brain can possess it
Continuing a proud tradition.
Fanta originated in Nazi Germany because they couldn’t source the ingredients for the Coke recipe.
You know he’s a monster when he chooses Diet Coke over Coke Zero.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!
Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
I doubt it’s puckered at that age unfortunately
Smooth as a barry sax riff.
Like goatse, his turds fall freely
It would’ve cost $0 not to have made this comment.
Gives another meaning to the log cabin republicans
Right on the lips you say?
puckered
Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I’d think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.
All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum
I’ve seen a lot of wild shit on the internet, but cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin’s cum is right up there with the wildest
We used to just call it Santorum
My wife and I have been paying attention to which companies are making significant donations to conservatives, and have been avoiding doing business with them, but now it’s getting tough as everyone is expected to kiss the ring. It’s about to the point where it might be easier to make a list of companies that haven’t.
Who did Coke order a genocide on? A bit extra for a every day bribe.
Coca Cola is so problematic the problems have their own wiki page.
Marketing rule #1, know your market. Note that you don’t need to actually need to have taken marketing classes to know this. So congratulations on doing what anyone with more than two brain cells could figure out, ya rich CEO jackass.
SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP
