You still have your nightly walkthrough, nightly email, and a bunch of stickers to look forward to.
Back to beans!
BEANS
BEANS
RIP.
Bean nice knowing you
How do I delete someone else’s post?
One day ill learn not to scroll during work hours
I think I’ve cracked the case, guise!
Are those the motherboards?
This is beans! This is food!
Damn, that computer is hungry!
You best believe I won’t be telling you any secrets anytime soon
This is a distressing image
at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk
My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖
If I was your boss, I’d be more angry that you have the calendar set to September!
I’m mad at you all for using the wrong colour sauce with your baked beans.
Send him or her some bean memes first to soften the mood?
Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!
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I’ve never bean so disappointed. 😔
You’ve already spilled the beans, so tell us some juicy gossip.
The works of the roots of the vines, of the trees, must be destroyed to keep up the price, and this is the saddest, bitterest thing of all. Carloads of oranges dumped on the ground. The people came for miles to take the fruit, but this could not be. How would they buy oranges at twenty cents a dozen if they could drive out and pick them up? And men with hoses squirt kerosene on the oranges, and they are angry at the crime, angry at the people who have come to take the fruit. A million people hungry, needing the fruit- and kerosene sprayed over the golden mountains. And the smell of rot fills the country. Burn coffee for fuel in the ships. Burn corn to keep warm, it makes a hot fire. Dump potatoes in the rivers and place guards along the banks to keep the hungry people from fishing them out. Slaughter the pigs and bury them, and let the putrescence drip down into the earth.
There is a crime here that goes beyond denunciation. There is a sorrow here that weeping cannot symbolize. There is a failure here that topples all our success. The fertile earth, the straight tree rows, the sturdy trunks, and the ripe fruit. And children dying of pellagra must die because a profit cannot be taken from an orange. And coroners must fill in the certificate- died of malnutrition- because the food must rot, must be forced to rot. The people come with nets to fish for potatoes in the river, and the guards hold them back; they come in rattling cars to get the dumped oranges, but the kerosene is sprayed. And they stand still and watch the potatoes float by, listen to the screaming pigs being killed in a ditch and covered with quick-lime, watch the mountains of oranges slop down to a putrefying ooze; and in the eyes of the people there is the failure; and in the eyes of the hungry there is a growing wrath. In the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy, growing heavy for the vintage.
Who hurt you, OP?
The beans 😥
is this a quote from something or did you just come up with this right here on the spot? (this is great)
It’s grapes of wrath by john steinbeck
I’m pretty sure it’s potatoes of the river.
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Steinbeck off the top fucking rope.
I read an interesting editorial or letter or whatever by the guy who had the idea to fortify cornmeal with niacin and pretty much overnight eradicated pellagra in the southern United States. He was humble about it, it was just a lesson in how the simplest interventions can have a huge effect.
Steinbeck man… REALLY LOVED THOSE BEANS
I like my beans with ketchup, George.
They sent a fuckin poet!
Let’s get to the red meat! Time to dish!
Where did the nacho cheese come from?
I’m glad somebody else was wondering that!
You’re only beginning to ask the right questions. Look deeper.
The keyboard and cheese seems to be of the fake vomit/fake dog poo variety.
I too am curious
Are you going to eat all of those spilled beans without spilled nacho cheese? What is wrong with you?
It’s not part of the spill
That’s just your keyboard cheese?
🙄👉👈
Why were the beans even in the office?
I’ve seen some line cooks quit spectacularly before, and if that’s what this was, then it’s both not surprising and the most spectacular adios bitches I’ve seen.
Kevin’s famous chili?
I’m surprised I didn’t see Cars 2 on your computer screen.