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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 4 months ago

guys... :(

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  • @[email protected]
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    15•4 months ago

    at home i only eat in the kitchen. at work I never eat at my desk

    • @[email protected]OP
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      12•4 months ago

      My boss is gonna be so mad at me 😖

      • @[email protected]
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        3•4 months ago

        If I was your boss, I’d be more angry that you have the calendar set to September!

      • @[email protected]
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        5•4 months ago

        I’m mad at you all for using the wrong colour sauce with your baked beans.

      • Nightwatch Admin
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        4•4 months ago

        Send him or her some bean memes first to soften the mood?

    • MrGerrit
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      14•4 months ago

      Put your setup in the kitchen, never work or eat again!

      Follow me for more financial tips!

  • @[email protected]
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    13•4 months ago

    We are in for a week of bean memes

    • @[email protected]
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      BEE MEMES?

    • synae[he/him]
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      4•4 months ago

      They never stopped if your instance is federated with hexbear. People block/defed because they don’t like the politics but they don’t realize they are missing the hot bean action

      • @[email protected]
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        2•4 months ago

        Yeah. I block authoritarians on sight because fuck that shit. So hexbear was gone within a month of joining lemmy.

  • @[email protected]
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    8•4 months ago

    Oh, are we posting beans now? Again?

    Here’s my contribution:

    • @[email protected]
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      1•4 months ago

      This guy never stopped. He’s true blue.

      • @[email protected]
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        1•4 months ago

    • Flying SquidM
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      5•4 months ago

      This was going to be my contribution, but are they beans or peas? OH MY GOD I DON’T KNOW!

      • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ
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        5•4 months ago

        Garbanzo beans = chickpeas

        • Flying SquidM
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          8•4 months ago

          You are not helping!

      • @[email protected]
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        2•4 months ago

        I’m gonna be “that guy” and say they’re pulses.

  • @[email protected]
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    4 months ago

    It’s easy to fix. Connect another keyboard and use it to install Linux.

    That’s the main problem taken care of. As for the beans, IDK, maybe bring a couple of chickens into the office while the installer is copying files?

    • Sippy Cup
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      19•4 months ago

      Sudo root delete beans

  • TragicNotCute
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    22•4 months ago

    The beans stay in the safe, everyone knows this.

  • STØERENFRIED
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    13•4 months ago

  • @[email protected]
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    58•4 months ago

    Next time try just one big bean

    • @[email protected]
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      2•4 months ago

      this is kind of cursed.

    • @[email protected]
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      2•4 months ago

      This is usually what I imagine when someone says ‘kidney bean’

  • @[email protected]
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    13•4 months ago

    BEANS

    • Atelopus-zeteki
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      6•4 months ago

      BEANS

  • @[email protected]
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    8•4 months ago

    I don’t know why but something tells me I can’t trusty this person.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      Why won’t u let me cup ur beans 🤲 🥺

  • @[email protected]
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    26•4 months ago

    Its looks and probably feels bad… but to be honest, this is a solvable. The main thing lost is the keyboard, and they are not terrible to replace. And your dignity may need some time , but with a little work this will all have bean in the past.

  • IninewCrow
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    28•4 months ago

    WE FOUND THE LEAK IN OUR ORGANIZATION!!!

    They spilled the beans

  • @[email protected]
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    11•4 months ago

    I think I spotted the issue here: your computer is running win 11

  • @[email protected]
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    11•4 months ago

    damn, TWO deep third pans of beans? That’s a lot of beans

  • @[email protected]
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    12•4 months ago

    Get them back in the safe right fucking now.

  • Jo Miran
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    29•4 months ago

    Where did the nacho cheese come from?

    • @[email protected]
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      8•4 months ago

      You’re only beginning to ask the right questions. Look deeper.

      • @[email protected]
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        5•4 months ago

        The keyboard and cheese seems to be of the fake vomit/fake dog poo variety.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      9•4 months ago

      It’s not part of the spill

      • @[email protected]
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        13•4 months ago

        That’s just your keyboard cheese?

        • @[email protected]OP
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          9•4 months ago

          🙄👉👈

    • @[email protected]
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      2•4 months ago

      I’m glad somebody else was wondering that!

    • @[email protected]
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      7•4 months ago

      I too am curious

    • Flying SquidM
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      1•4 months ago

      Are you going to eat all of those spilled beans without spilled nacho cheese? What is wrong with you?

    • Sippy Cup
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      Why were the beans even in the office?

      I’ve seen some line cooks quit spectacularly before, and if that’s what this was, then it’s both not surprising and the most spectacular adios bitches I’ve seen.

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