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I can fix her
Let Me Solo Her
What do you mean infuirating?
Spam is infuriating.
Sorry, I fell in love with you and couldn’t hold back so I made an alt to DM you
“So, uh… I heard you like shitposts” licks thumb and slicks back eyebrow
Hmm… you know lady, I’m kind of a big deal in the comments.
They seem indomitable and I generally hate being on the losing side, so… Hey, it’s me. The sex person with the sex. F/18/under your floorboards. Stick your debit card through the slats for good, fun sex or else
Do you promise you won’t put a charge on my credit card if I send it down to you?
100% promise. Also, I need your date of birth, first pet and your mother’s maiden name. For… uhm… sex stuff. Kink and such.
Good, I didn’t want to get scammed by someone who says they are in to findom when really they just want my money.
Oh Dann I got this same message but it got deleted before I checked my inbox. I guess the instance mods are on point.
What do you mean “now”? They’ve always been everywhere public signups exist.
Mee too… Well, it means the fediverse is getting popular!
Pron and spam… It means success!
Smells like… victory
🫣
Why haven’t these romantic bots reached out to me 🤖💔 These robots are hurting my self esteem 😢
How you doin’ 😉😏
I didn’t get one either ☹️ I’m so starved for female attention I’d happily speak to a romance scammer, just can’t bring myself to do it on a non open platform.
🥵 HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA 🔥 --> totallynotascam. com
Feel better now?
❤️🤖
Just give me your credit card and bank account details and your hookup will be there in no time!
I never seem to get appropriately coded romance scams.
I guess the RFI from my computer is jamming the gaydar.
Got one too, we did it Lemmy! We’re in the big leagues now!
Some of the first ever spam messages were also sent on a decentralized, federated forum: Usenet.
From day 1. You’re all bots
Beep boo- hey shut up, you stupid bot!
You’ll ruin it for the rest of us!
Dead internet theory strikes again
Everybody on Fedi is a bot except you
Hey, that hurt my simulated feelings
Joined 1 year ago. 0 posts. >500 comments. Surely a real human! /s
Hey I got this message, we are going to be going on a date soon. I just need to help her with some financials first, but I don’t see it as an issue.
Remember to give her your bank account details. It will make everything easier.
Fediverse has grown big enough for this to occur
Isn’t that a good thing?
Yea it is
You can tell she’s not a real girl by the lack of cat ears
You can also tell it by the fact this is Lemmy we’re talking about. /s
She’s not crossing her eyes and sticking her tongue out either.
There zero– I repeat, –ZERO girls on the internet. There wasn’t any, and there never will. You saw someone post a pic of themselves, and they were a girl? That’s AI. Went on a videocall with a woman? That’s heavy makeup (and AI). In fact, the term GIRL aactually means Guy In Real Life. Girls on the internet are actually goverment drones built to mess with MY feelings, and they will probably mess with yours, too. Be careful, they may be watching us right now… ARGH!!
I feel like I’ve been violently ripped back in time to 2011. This is glorious
hi, nicole!
Hello!
How’s your sex life?
0-100 in competition turbocharged high-displacement speed
It’s that Tommy Wiseaeu rizz
I did not rizz her it’s not true it’s bullshit I did not rizz her I did naaahhtttt.
That’s it folks, I think we found our version of Myspace Tom.
Myspace who?
The myspace founder, Tom Anderson made an account on his own service and it was added to the friendlist of everyone when they joined. It wasn’t a live account, just a friend that everyone had that wasn’t real.
I think that is common, when you create an account you automatically follow the Bluesky account.
Great thinking on censoring their face.
that’s just how they look
