It’s not like the bony-eared assfish is going to clap back, not with the smallest brain-to-body weight ratio of all known vertebrates.
Bro probably didn’t even know he’d just been roasted.
swim swim hungry
But he’s going to make America great again, for sure.
No boney assfishes about it.
Stop, he’s already dead 😭
Huh usually these memes are edited but this one is surprisingly real https://wikipedia.org/wiki/Bony-eared_assfish
“…assfish are soft and flabby…”
Gold
Wikipedia seems to not be unanimous on the brain-to-body ratio claim. There’s a discussion link next to the citation.
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At least the Latin name is still diplomatic, as always
I thought the name had to be edited given that it looks different from the rest of the text, but on reflection it’s just because it is a hyperlink.
Also, per wikipedia, assfish are soft and flabby.
They roasted it because they know better than to do it raw
Bony ear-assfish doesn’t sound too good either.
Seems to have a really large head and small body though… ???
GenX be like, “…aside from your mother”
Aside from your mother
Where’s the ass?
I can almost guarantee it that that fish was really annoying
i mean yeah why else would they call him the assfish :(
To be fair, not a lot going on needing a bigger brain 1+km below the water surface where this creature hangs out. Also, apparently it’s ass as in donkey, not the other kind.
It is an assfish, not a gyattfish after all.
Nyashfish
Fuckthisbonyassfishicus
