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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver to People Twitter@sh.itjust.works • 5 months ago
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  • @ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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    42•5 months ago

    Then I’d have to wear clothes.

    Unless…?

    • @Zkuld@lemmy.world
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      20•5 months ago

      Or what? The trees will yell at you that can’t be naked in front of their saplings?

      • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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        3•5 months ago

        Looks like a golf course.

      • stebo
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        3•5 months ago

        the bushes will grow binoculars

        • @taladar@sh.itjust.works
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          5•5 months ago

          People with binoculars tend to generally have a hard time complaining to others that you were too naked.

  • @Signtist@lemm.ee
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    46•5 months ago

    There’s a window in front of my kitchen sink at my current house. I’ve been there for over a year and never once opened those blinds.

    • @sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works
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      4•5 months ago

      Maybe there’s a forest hiding back there. You never know!

    • Steve Dice
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      2•5 months ago

      I used to live in an apartment building that had the sink window facing my neighbor’s sink window.

    • @SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world
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      9•5 months ago

      The LAST thing i want to be reminded of is wanting to be outside while I putz.

    • @Duranie@literature.cafe
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      1•5 months ago

      That’s ok. They prefer it that way because it gives them cover to go unwitnessed.

  • @Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    40•5 months ago

    It’s not even that good of a view, it’s just a giant flat lawn. At least plant some flowers if you aren’t going to let the forest grow in.

    • ForeverComical
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      12•5 months ago

      That’s clearly a golf course photoshopped in

      • @mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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        2•5 months ago

        washing dishes while some asshole slices his fucking golf balls into your living room, this is a great concept

        • ForeverComical
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          1•5 months ago

          Livin on the edge 🎶

  • VeryFrugal
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    2•5 months ago

    I’d prefer storage over that

  • Noxy
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    18•5 months ago

    imagine wasting all that land by only growing fucking grass on it

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