damn! two monkey island references in the wild in two days!
Dude! I just picked a new avatar 2 hours ago from that screen! And now you post it here.
The chance for that was so incredibly low!
Was it Guybrush, or one of the other pirates?
The green one!? Can’t you see my avatar pic?
Shows up as a chibi anime girl for me. Maybe it takes a while to show up on all the different instances.
That was the one from before. It’s probably cached on your device until you reboot it or the app.
I checked back with this comment, and it’s changed for me now. He’s in a slightly different position than in the image I linked.
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Unironically I’d bet he scored with that bio
Just add tested and clean and boom.
One mile with each eye
One eye lookin’ atcha’ one eye lookin’ for ya
ngl that bio makes me quite curious…
Of course he has a soul …he’s not ginger.
I’ve never seen a more perfect specimen
19 miles is not far enough
Who bro opps 💀
Is this his application letter for the 27 Club?
Does the lack of soul keep him young?
No, that’s his vampire blood
Mongo just pawn in game of life.
Actually a good profile if he’s trying to find someone with a similar sense of absurdist humor.
I would honestly be interested in meeting him.
That’s a catch!
These are just facts he was told about his Outie.
Anyone who got a chuckle from this, it’s an excerpt from the Fur Trapper Saga, a series of fictional letters of advertisement for competing fur trapping businesses. Every one of the letters is hilarious, and they become more unhinged as PB Fouke and JF Swanton start really responding to each other’s claims. Highly recommend for anyone wanting some of that 2007-style forum humor.
nazis like to slip in their hate speech under the guise of “just a joke” and “satire”.
this is a prime example.Squeals with joy
Good ol’ SA. I’ve split between here and there to scratch my Internet randomness itch.
