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“Shady Pines Resident”
Hey, I heard Shady Pines burned down in a mysterious fire…
“Shady Sands resident”
Hey, I heard Shady Sands was blown up by a nuke…
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What does it about me when I’m driving a windowless van that has a sticker that’s say “Free Candy”?
I have a bunch of Hyena Agenda and Nomad Complex stickers on my car.
All it says is “I am a furry.”
I wonder what my Trogdor the Burninator sticker is secretly telling people about me.
That you’re 34yo (or close.)
Not even close. Well, I mean, it’s close like within 100 years!
So you’re 134 years old. Got it.
Damn. You figured me out. Now I need to change my username to CuddlyTortoise.
It tells me you can type with boxing gloves on your hands.
LOL - Oh no! My privacy has been breached!!! Destroy the compy!
That you have some Jumbles and cow lamps just waiting to be capered.
Better watch out for Biscuit-dough-hands Man.
That you’ve time traveled from 2002 to save us
Sorry I’m doing such a shitty job of it. I’ll try to step up my game tomorrow. I should have brought Strongmad with me. He’d get the job done.
There is a car where i work that has 5 ish different bad dragon head stickers with no mention of the brand name. No one can call them out without admitting they know what the logo is, and they keep adding more. They are my hero.
We were talking about power tools at work and I said I’m happy with my Hitachi corded drill. I was disappointed no one even blinked.
I wouldn’t have either. What’s the joke?
Hitachi also makes a very popular and effective personal massage device that they’re adamant is not a sex toy. In some circles the name “Hitachi” is synonymous with the device.
Well of course, but “magic wand” and “power drill” are very different things. The magic wand doesn’t really do any drilling unless you look for specific videos
I’ve seen videos of those being used.
Although, even knowing what one is, I’d still assume you were talking about power tools.
“I work in IT.”
“What’s Strange Albert doing in the Impact Zone, Mike???”
Yeah, my other ride is a broom and similar stickers also imply if you cross my path you better be firm in your beliefs curses don’t work, because mine will find your immortal soul and drag it, screaming and writhing into the very heart of Hell.
Also my coven depends on me for the sticky-icky and some amazing baked goods. And they don’t want me sad.
I might be reading a lot into it.
Oh my sweet summer child.
No… Let them have this. They are pure.
“You are a fun person that I should get to know better.”
“This person has expensive, resellable sex toys that they likely wont file a police report over”
You bet your ass I’m filing a report over it. Those things are expensive and they also aren’t available all the time. You need to get on a waiting list for some models.
People buy used sex toys? I couldn’t even if it was sterilized in an autoclave.
No, but the seller can lie :^)
Lol, the community over in reddit basically had as many people buying/selling as they did posts of people using the products. I think they had it in the forums for the bd site as well.
I’ll be honest, I’m often less inclined to go to the lengths many would go to satisfy their libido. I guess if I ever decide to date again, I’ll be sure not to date anyone who has an affinity for bad dragon because used sex toys is definitely a hard no from me.
I mean, I agree with you, personally, but I would make a bet that the amount of people trading sex toys is both bigger than you think, but still so small that you’d never meet one in your dating life.
I sort of want the stats on who trades toys now, just to compare to the amount of people buying dragon-like objects in the first place.
Medical grade silicone, easy to sterilize apparently
This post sponsored by bad dragon. Sharable! Stealable!
Is there a market for secondhand toys?
On second thought, I don’t wanna know.
For bad ragons in specific? Yes. Last I checked there was a subreddit and a section in heir official forums to do so, and I am sure there were more spaces I didn’t know about (because I never cared to try looking).
There are literally trusted middlemen for ensuring you don’t get scammed.
That’s nuts (pun intended).
I have surprised pikachu with a flower on his head, what does that say about me?
If I was a potential thief, maybe that you have a valuable collection of Pokemon cards or a Switch somewhere.
Mine just says “this is a safe space for emotional breakdowns”
This is exactly why I don’t put shit on my car. That plus it’s incredibly lame.
I’ll appreciate a funny one on someone else’s car though. And I also appreciate when someone puts a sticker on clearly showing they’re not worth even talking to, like political stickers or racist right wing extremist cult nonsense.
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Punisher sticker- yeah we’re not going to get along at all.
So if I’m understanding correctly, once I get rich from winning the lottery, I should build myself a sleeper with a “Hideous and Horny Commune” bumper sticker on the back.
Mine would say what a weird nerd I am if anyone understood the references
What if I have a car covered in weeb shit. I don’t, but what if I did
It tells everyone you deserve to be run over.
“Good target for romance scam.”
Username checks out?
Nobody’s breaking in because they know the smell will be overpowering
I’ll have you know I shower occasionally
While mostly rich people problems, privacy is not the opposite of expression.
Why would anyone care that you take lots of trips and vacations? Does it let you show off that you have a fulfilling life?
Any bumper sticker threatening gun violence to thieves merely informs them fhat you own the only thing that gets more valuable when stolen
