Summary

The Trump administration faces a dilemma as skyrocketing egg prices due to bird flu have forced Agriculture Secretary Brooke Rollins to consider emergency imports.

With eggs now averaging $8 per dozen (up from $2.25 last fall), Trump may need to request imports from countries he’s recently antagonized—particularly Canada, the largest U.S. egg importer, which Trump has threatened with tariffs and annexation.

Other potential egg suppliers (Netherlands, UK, China) have also faced Trump’s recent hostility through tariffs or threats.

Meanwhile, Turkey plans to export 420 million eggs to the U.S., but this represents less than 5% of monthly U.S. production.

  • @[email protected]
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    3 months ago

    I can vaguely remember what eggs used to cost

    If trump keep “creating history” for another 50 days like he has been doing for the first 50 days so far, I surely wont remember what an egg look like.

    Even some of my friends from China and Russia are taken aback by the level of vulnerability and obedience Americans seem to have towards brainwashing techniques.

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      Even some of my friends from China and Russia are taken aback by the level of vulnerability and obedience Americans seem to have towards brainwashing techniques.

      Years ago, when Donald Trump was still just a reality TV star, I went to a conference in the US and talked for quite a bit of time with someone from Germany, who had grown up in East Germany before the Berlin Wall fell. He said that in his childhood, all the TV news and print media were filled with State propaganda. Nobody believed it. But everyone said they did, to avoid unwanted government scrutiny.

      He remarked that the media in the US sounded very similar to the media that used to be in East Germany. And not just Fox News (the Conservative darling at the time). All the US media resembled the media in East Germany back in the day, to some extent. But he was very surprised to realize that Americans believed the media, as long as it agreed to their pre-conceived political beliefs. (And, worse yet, didn’t believe the media that offered opposing viewpoints out of hand). Here we had the freedom to believe whatever we wanted, and we let ourselves get brainwashed.

      Things have only gotten worse since Americans started getting their news online, from self-selected social media influencers.

      • skulblaka
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        33 months ago

        Here we had the freedom to believe whatever we wanted, and we let ourselves get brainwashed.

        This is true, but I have to nitpick this a little bit. Here in America everyone is constantly bombarded from all sides, every minute of every day, with constant propaganda of all types. People have to choose what to believe now because any story will have at least three conflicting accounts of it being told. There is no reliable source of truth. There are no reliable fact checkers. There are no laws enforced about truth in reporting.

        I think this more than anything led to the problems that we have now.

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        43 months ago

        Thanks for sharing this experience.

        One mistake of East Germany (and Russia and China) was that their basic education is not that bad so people are able to figure out things don’t add up. America might be immune to this issue as it’s advancing to authoritarian.

        Plus there are ultra rich class to assist and fine tune the brainwash technology to micro targeting each individual ( the “self selected“ influencers are not selected by yourself after all)

        • @[email protected]
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          23 months ago

          Yeah, the fascists learned their lesson and started dismantling our education system in the 70s.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            Probably a bunch of the Nazis we imported into the US to help with the space program. They learned the system here, and used it to their advantage.

  • originalucifer
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    53 months ago

    i hope they all tell america to fuck right off. start selling that shit to countries that deserve it

    • NoneOfUrBusiness
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      Why? Sell that shit at a premium. Like sell every dozen at exactly 99 cents below the average price. If the capitalist oligarchy doesn’t exploit this moment for all it’s worth what are they even good for?

      • GingaNinga
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        33 months ago

        if anyone can pull off highway robbery like that its canadian grocery cartels. I’m sure they’d love to get in on the price-fixing.

      • originalucifer
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        53 months ago

        the united states needs to suffer lest this festering fascism fall into complete dictatorship.

        the average people must suffer in order to wrest the reigns of democracy from the oligarchs hands.

  • @[email protected]
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    863 months ago

    Dear Canada, as an American, please don’t send us any eggs. 77M+ people here need to face the FO part of FAFO.

    • @[email protected]
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      253 months ago

      At about 1,4$US for a dozen, why don’t you come visit instead?

      Peanut fried fries, day fresh cheese curds, steaming thick chicken BBQ sauce with an over easy egg on top is worth the detour.

      • bitwolf
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        Been trying to get a visa and properly become Canadian ever since visiting and falling in love.

        In time…

      • @[email protected]
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        153 months ago

        Been a couple times, would love to go again! Great food, nice people, great sights. Unfortunately, as a non-white person, leaving the States right now except for some permanent reason seems tenuous to me, and I’ve a family to consider.

        Working on convincing everyone to move, but it’s tricky with jobs and pets and extended family kids…but we’ll see.

        In the meantime, I’ve been buying eggs from local farmers directly for ~$5-$6 per dozen which is less than the store and half the time is basically a neighbor of mine.

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    72 months ago

    I dont think USA will be getting eggs because Doug Ford just threatened to cut power that we we supply to the US due to the tariffs going into effect tomorrow.

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    393 months ago

    Trump Might Have to Ask Foes Like Trudeau for Emergency Eggs

    Woah woah woah. Why the ever-loving fuck are they calling Trudeau a “foe”?! Are they just priming people to believe we’re enemies now so that when the inevitable invasion comes they feel justified?!

    Language matters and this is yet another disgusting betrayal.

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      Krasnov Trump’s foe due to threatening Trudeau with invasion,

      Canada is not US foe.

      • @[email protected]
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        133 months ago

        No. We’re allies and good trading partners. If Trudeau is a “foe” then it’s only because Trump is making unrealistic demands of submission or being crushed.

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              Trump’s voice is loud, bombastic, and belligerent, but rarely anchored in reality. There doesn’t seem to be any limits to how low he will go, but that doesn’t change realities like the worlds two largest trading partners, thousands of miles of unguarded border, a long history of cooperation and yes, friendship. Do what you have to to deal with Trumps BS and know that half the US will cheer you on and only hope you’ll give us the chance to make it up to you in four years

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        23 months ago

        but not of the US. and trump represent the US. many people consume news by inferring from headlines. and a headline like this one reads the canada is a foe of the us

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        173 months ago

        I think I’m the only one who remembers when Trudeau and Trump and Nieto signed that NAFTA agreement and Trump screwed up by signing in the wrong place and Trudeau covered for him to save him embarrassment. A very classy move that went completely unnoticed by a classless thug.

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      23 months ago

      Not we, the Daily Beast is one overly dramatic headline away from a tabloid.

    • @[email protected]
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      12 months ago

      Of course Trudeau is a foe to Trump. Trudeau is still part of the free world and has not succumbed to the new Russian Empire.

  • Zier
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    173 months ago

    Spoiled eggs from Turkey sounds like a great way to Make America Sick Again, LOL. Dear Canadians, Please post photos of your inexpensive eggs. Additionally, please post photos of all the items you use eggs to make. Fuck trump.

      • @[email protected]
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        43 months ago

        $50 eggs. I recognize so many citizens actually support these moves. This is a relatively harmless way to draw attention to more of these bad decisions.

        By all means, let the price of eggs skyrocket. It’s the least harmless of what we collectively voted for.

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        The problem is, there is no way for only his supporters to feel the pain.

  • @[email protected]
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    13 months ago

    Stuff that. We should all say “No” and make him go to his handlers in Russia for eggs.

  • Lettuce eat lettuce
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    213 months ago

    I hope Canada puts a 100% tariff on eggs to the USA, get those egg prices up to $1.50 per egg.

      • Dr. Bob
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        23 months ago

        . “Twin cartons of two less a score m’lud” is what the egg valet relayed to me.

      • @[email protected]
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        33 months ago

        It’s two cartons of eggs, each container is a dozen and a half. Eggs are normally in units of a dozen so keeping that as a consistent unit across multiple brands and styles makes sense. Costco normally indicates how many things are packaged together more than the overall total. It’s useful to know the format.

        If it was on tray of 36 eggs the would have used 3 dozen and the indicator to keep it consistent with the standard unit of eggs.

  • Em Adespoton
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    83 months ago

    “We MUST invade Canada. Not for the oil, not for the water, not for the minerals, steel or aluminum, but for the eggs! Get America cracking again!”

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    If this temporary rise in egg prices is the leverage Canada has on the US then Canada is in a bad spot.

    https://static.project2025.org/2025_MandateForLeadership_FULL.pdf

    This document outlines many of Trumps talking points and actions, enough so that I believe it is Trumps plan, and I don’t think these tariff are going away.

    When you’ve built up over 100% of government federal/provincial debt on the back of unfettered access to the US market you’re entirely at their whims, and as 80% of exports go to the US Canada is about to get a massive hike in inflation as its FX falls off a cliff, causing a shock to one of the largest housing bubbles on the planet, causing the money supply to contract, which will cause stagflation.

    Which is when the US will politely ask for Canada to become part of the US, when we are in a deep depression as we scramble to perform austerity as people are losing their jobs. Considering this happens next week it could be insane to watch, and I am unlucky enough to have a front row seat.

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      I’d say not being ruled by a babyllionaire nazi that bankrupt casinos and not having 2/3 of our population being under-educated lazy-ass losers is our main advantage over US right now.

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        Education is great if you’re paid for it. We also aren’t any more productive, we have like half the investment per worked than the US.

        We also destroy the poor here via the housing crisis.

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      33 months ago

      Canada has a lot more leverage than eggs.

      The US is much better prepped to withstand the storm but he’s not going to be able to exacerbate America’s cost of living crisis indefinitely and it isn’t just tariffs on Canada that will be driving that.

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        13 months ago

        If he puts tariffs in then it means less USD available globally, which will increase the value of the dollar to offset the cost imposed by the tariffs, would it not?

        He then uses the funds to cut corporate taxes, which will decrease goods prices lowering the CPI basket.

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    633 months ago

    One of the oldest addages: Don’t put all your eggs in one basket

    The US is facing rising egg costs because their chicken farms are absolutely massive and susceptible to disease. Ironically a larget network of small farms results in stable prices.

    This is a metaphor for all of capitalism.