Sometimes I imagine Rudy Giuliani’s internal dialogue like Smeagol/Gollum.

Noooo must not betray Donnie. Master is good to us

Filthy Donaldses, we must get what we’re owed!

Sure Rudy! But first we need to get your loan paperwork processed, the filing fee is $50,000

Rudy honestly thought he wouldn’t get fucked.

https://youtu.be/H27rfr59RiE?t=27 oh come now. trump did not get where he is by paying people he hired. silly boy.

surprised pikachu face no waaaaaay

Ha! Good luck with that. Trump is well-known as a deadbeat.