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I will party a whole week long when he finally dies… So hurry up Donald.
I really, really, really hope he dies on the toilet. It’s such a fitting place. Just, he takes a break from a meeting and doesn’t come back. And when they go to look for him, he’s slumped to the side. Unable to give anal birth to DJT the Turd. I hope pictures of it leak. I’d get it on a t-shirt.
On the toilet?
In public! Grabs
his heartthe area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.The end.
im surprised he never got a diaper rash before, or an infection from sitting in his stool all day.
Yeah, on the toilet. Alone with the realization and fear of death. No family or fans around to comfort his ego. Just cold, uncaring porcelain.
I think it would be gold rather than porcelain in his case. But I get your point.
Something poetic about that. Gold is one of the best thermal conductors, so it’s always cold.
Although given his family not having them around might actually be a blessing.
I like this better than on the toilet because he’d realize only then that all the riches and fame in the world cannot save him from the debt all men must pay
i doubt he has sat on one since the 90s, since he transitioned to only using diapers. hes known to have worn diapers for that long due to cocaine abuse causing incotinence. Elon is probably strung out as much trump is.
the one for Thatcher in Britain was LIT. There was a conga line in the street and “Ding dong the witch is dead” shot to the top of the music charts
I was a child, don’t remember much about her other than the bitch took our milk at school.
For me, it’s gotta be a bullet in a bunker, MAGA has to die cowardly and with a wimper so even those most faithful don’t want to talk about it any more
I really would love them to turn into worms like Envy and them suffer their fate.
does elon even drive his deathtrap teslas.
I dunno, do they get to just not talk about it anymore? I feel like any one of them with a modicum of shame left would be so happy for it to go away and then never have to talk about it again.
It may not be healthy for “healing” or whatever, but I think round 2 Trump supporters should have their foreheads branded so everyone knows for the rest of their lives what kind of people they are and what kinds of brains they have.
I won’t party till Musk and the rest of the oligarchs are gone too.
Each one of these assholes gets their own special party week.
When all’s said and done, make it a fucking national holiday.
Sadly it seems like he might live many more years despite a preposterously unhealthy lifestyle.
I wonder how’s life in the alternative timeline where he didn’t move his head a couple of inches away.
Not even a couple inches, he literally just picked his head a bit to the side, maybe an inch at most. That little chicken-head-jerk thing he does when he talked saved his life by like half a second. Just a guess, but I’m almost sure that at the moment the shooter pulled the trigger, the shot was lined up.
jerk
and his wierd accordian hands he does when hes lying too.
If Thomas Matthew Crooks had not decided to use a bottom of the line AR-15 with iron sights and splurged on a proper target rifle in a long-range caliber like .300 winchester magnum or 6.5mm Creedmoor and a decent scope. Along with match grade JHP boat tail ammunition, he wouldn’t even NEED to know what ranges he is shooting. At the distance he was from Trump he would not have needed to adjust much for windage or bullet drop. He could have aimed for the chest and fired, and maybe even gotten a follow-up shot to the chest again (little chance in surviving that) and there would be no more Trump. The Secret Service sniper would still have blown Crooks’s head off, but he would have died knowing he accomplished his goal.
Get this man a gun
What makes you think I don’t own any already?
I’m sure you own plenty!
I don’t own enough, sadly.
They’ll wire him with some dark tech sorcery like the god emperor he so desperately longs to be.
Memorizing the look of this super expensive tesla for no reasons at all.
Come on cuntservatives! Buy an EV like your king commands but look like a tree-hugging pussy or don’t buy an EV and be a traitor to your king!
Which will it be?
Trump’s cybertruck has a chance to do the funniest thing.
And con’t forget to try the fine line of Goya food products!
Oval Office Recommended!
Trump finally caught up with the versions of him in the parallel universes where he wasn’t born of a rich family and is now a car salesman. Just like the universe intended.
In the best universe, his mother’s abortion didn’t fail so spectacularly.
Why is musk standing like his feet are afraid of each other? He looks like a proper ninny.
Makes room for the marionette
he’s getting ready for that star jump. crowds just love it.
hes wearing lifts.
Yeah sure, let’s just re-emphasize for anyone who wasn’t paying attention that the man responsible for all this misery is also is the owner of this here car company. It’s not as if Musk fans are going to be getting EVs.
Tesla sales are tanking because of Elon’s embracing fascism and this is the best they could come up with to fix it
Just lean harder into it and hope the guy who hates electric cars can sell electric cars
LOL! How many fucking cheeseburgers and Diet Cokes would the Orange Turd need to gobble down?
how much can his diaper hold, thats your answer. he has to be wearing those astronaut type diapers.
Only the Gold Diapers that are Made in China.
Dozen today or half dozen tomorrow.
Dumb & Dumber try to sell shitty cars and fail.
Will the White House automotive showcase be the next proud White House tradition?
Do these idiots not realize that it’s Tesla’s association with nazis that’s killing sales? How did they think this was going to help, Republicans are suddenly going to start buying electric vehicles?
Yes. That was the goal, the God-King ordering the masses to buy Tesla.
Personally I don’t see the countryside maga folk buying EVs.
Now I have this image in my head of a cybertruck rolling coal.
No that’s just the battery venting
Perfectly normal. As in it happens all the time.
Honestly they may just ignore this one, as much as I hate it there’s a decent bit of overlap between the car community as a whole and MAGAts. Though it’s also possible they could interpret it as “get electric cars” at which point we may see more EV converts which I would love. The mere concept of an electric 1995 Toyota 4runner makes me harder than the Rock of Gibraltar.
Electric 74 Cadillac El Dorado.
