I am the senior dev. Please. No.
You’re that afraid of the code you wrote 10 years ago too eh? 🤣
Yes.
I shudder at the thought of the ancient 1000+ lines Perl scripts… The seal must not be broken
Perl and regex are modern day black magic
I honestly still use Perl for small scripts as a Bash alternative. It is very powerful and is already installed everywhere. I just try not to use it for things others might have to work on…
*Looking at the senior devs JavaScript code
My God, it even has a watermark.
Wait, no, that’s a coffee stain. On the screen.
But why is there an exact copy of the coffee stain on my screen as well?
drops rubber duck
I’m the reason we get a safety meeting today, if that counts? 😊
Sure, and it counts double if code you wrote was the reason for the safety meeting.
Im a mid with two juniors under me, super happy when they take initiative and do something creative
… instead of following youtrack to the letter, leaving me to rewrite half of it before the merge 😔
Pre-commit code reviews, preferably in person or at least live, are a great way to learn and teach. They explain what they did and why, you suggest alternatives.
Doing it pre commit is best because it it’s done later, they’ve already moved on.
And the learning goes both ways.
As staff engineer, I’m far too busy to read any of these comments. Also I haven’t written any code in 4 years
What does a staff engineer do? Engineers staff?
Carry a big stick
Is that your staff or are you just happy to see me?
Yooo somebody called me?
Oh don’t worry, I get myself involved in plenty. I prefer to make problems at the architectural or “leadership” level though.
Be the reason Legal has to get involved.
As someone who is not quite junior, but not quite senior, do it. It might just get me promoted ಠᴗಠ
You did so great on that case, were having a pizza party for the whole office!
Sounds like I’ve been promoted to the guy that eats the entire pizza by himself
… tell me again why you thought plugging into the prod server was a good idea?
Wait until becoming the reason your boss has to get involved
Oh I got a N+3 involved.
Not my fault but I was the only guy who could solve. That was a fun three weeks of daily Is It Fixed Yet meetings…Be the reason the corporate PR team has to get involved.
Man, I remember one time someone at the office sent out an email inviting everyone to a potluck at the office. Then later went “jk, that was meant just for our group” and I responded with this, except change theme park to potluck.
Someone reported me. I was only told not to do that again. Always wondered who the killjoy was.
It’s better to ask forgiveness than permission
Be the reason the Hazmat Compliance team has to get involved
As the senior dev, please don’t.
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How the fuck does one get out of junior dev status? I’m at like 3.5 YoE and stuck in it.
You have to create technical debt specific to your skillset
Lmao. I’m in charge of migrating a C codebase to Rust, so I don’t think I’ll be lacking in that department.
That doesn’t sound very junior dev to me.
Lmao they foisted it onto me because I’m the only one who knows a semblance of Rust.
Now just go to work and casually say " I’m feeling very senior today" .
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So…I’m fucked? Lovely…
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I’m likely going to commit suicide. With the way life’s been going, I may actually end it all tomorrow.
I am the senior dev and idk what the fuck I am doing, leave me alone
Just ask questions until people figure it out for themselves
Even at the interview?
How do you think it would go?
just stare at it long enough, it’ll work itself out
It literally did that just yesterday. I need to retrain for a new job. Something with wood or plants in general I think.
lol it’s 50/50 sr devs I know love or detest technology
I usually am, I am support and I ask questions about features so old and undocumented that no one else knows the answer.
This, but remove the “else”
…yes, not even the author
Or the author left and no one really knew what their job involved. Had one like that recently, tried to contact someone only to find out they have left. Oh, ok well who handles the content template site now? Oh, me? No one told me about this or how to use it.
