Summary

A Canada goose successfully fended off a bald eagle in a rare 20-minute battle on a frozen lake in Burlington, Ontario.

Captured by photographer Mervyn Sequeira, the encounter took on symbolic meaning amid rising tensions between Canada and the U.S., sparked by Donald Trump’s trade policies and comments about annexation.

The confrontation paralleled recent national pride moments, including Canada’s overtime hockey victory against the U.S.

  • Laser
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    115 months ago

    Canada will be waiting if you try and fuck with us!

    • @[email protected]
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      65 months ago

      Just post a bunch of geese as your border guards (and maybe international trade negotiators too?) and you’ll be fine. I feel they’re an underutilized Canadian resource!

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    255 months ago

    Goose: *does goose stuff* (srs, don’t mess with geese)

    Eagle: This bitch crazy!

      • HellsBelle
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        15 months ago

        A friend of my old boss had his arm broken by a Canada goose.

        They pack a wallop with their wings.

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    5 months ago

    Bald eagle = overrated and cowardly

    Canada goose = looks goofy but is a bloodthirsty killer when provoked

    Yup, this tracks.

    Edit to add more, because I feel like it: Bald eagles are basically vultures who occasionally fish. They are opportunistic scavengers. Canada Geese on the other hand are very chill, standing around in groups foraging in the grass, but are not afraid of anything. If you get too close they will not escape or even flinch — instead they will either hiss at you, threateningly walk towards you, or lunge at your face and fuck your shit up:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_qrUKKdmvA
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMdhAFPWzFw
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kT3yEhyPeg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkgwmPUak70

  • @[email protected]
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    415 months ago

    For the second time in weeks, a Canadian icon has emerged as the unlikely victor in an existential battle on the ice.

    Unlikely? Author has never met a goose it would seem.

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      85 months ago

      If you’ve got a problem with Canada goose then you have a problem with me and I suggest you let that Marinate.

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        15 months ago

        I think we should all take a good look in the mirror and ask ourselves, where we would be, without the Canada gooses.

    • @[email protected]
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      35 months ago

      If you’ve got a problem with Canada gooses, then you’ve got a problem with me and I suggest you let that one marinate!

  • @[email protected]
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    235 months ago

    Augury was a Greco-Roman religious practice of observing the behavior of birds, to receive omens. When the individual, known as the augur, read these signs, it was referred to as “taking the auspices”. “Auspices” (Latin: auspicium) means “looking at birds”. Auspex, another word for augur, can be translated to “one who looks at birds”. Depending upon the birds, the auspices from the gods could be favorable or unfavorable (auspicious or inauspicious). Sometimes politically motivated augurs would fabricate unfavorable auspices in order to delay certain state functions, such as elections. Pliny the Elder attributes the invention of auspicy to Tiresias the seer of Thebes.

    • @[email protected]
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      55 months ago

      In England we have a rhyme about magpies, reading meaning into how many are together. 1 for sorrow, 2 for joy, 3 for a girl and 4 for a boy. 5 for silver, 6 for gold. 7 for a secret never to be told. My friend would say good morning Mr magpie and salute them, I think that’s an old superstition too.

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    75 months ago

    I think it should be legal to hunt bald eagles in Canada.

    Ok, I don’t really. I just think it would be funny watching the faces of MAGA as Trudeau announces it’s now legal to shoot them.