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How come reading tea leaves is seen as this sophisticated, witchy thing but if I slam dunk an open can of Chef Boyardee ravioli onto the pavement in the gas station parking lot to see what kind of soda the old ones think I should buy, foodstuff divination suddenly isn’t cool anymore?
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I laughed way too hard at this.
It is ill advised because Mr. Boyardee is a scoundrel and his spirit will influence predictions so that they ultimately lead to hijinks, his council should only be trusted in matters of pasta.
Some might say it’s too disruptive, but that’s just tone policing.
tea is cheap and you read the leftover leaves from drinking a cup. that is some wasteful and expensive divination.
that sounds way fucking cooler tbh
LOL. I mean, reading runes as a form of divination is basically on this level. The idea is that you fill a bag with runes, then dump it out on a surface and make your reading based on how they fall.
Personally I prefer to use spaghettios divination in my practice.
