• @[email protected]
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    327 days ago

    Embarrassment comes standard on every trim level.

    Who else would be shocked if this chode even had a driver’s license? For real, I’m pretty sure he’s spent all his time in the back seat of vehicles. You know, limos…cop cars…

    • @[email protected]
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      327 days ago

      He has trouble opening simple doors. Or using an umbrella. The only thing he seems to be halfway decent at physically is golf.

  • @[email protected]
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    3728 days ago

    The funniest thing to me is that literally no Republican / Trump supporter I’ve met can even afford a Tesla.

    My hope is that this stupid-fucking-action just results in tanking Tesla further.

    Fuck President Elon, fuck Krasnov, fuck the GOP. Praise Player 2.

      • @[email protected]
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        527 days ago

        That’s also funny, lol. Now that I think about it, my director of engineering is a Republican and could buy one but he thinks EVs kill more people from fires and will damage the energy grid - so he never plans to buy one.

        Which is wild because he does have solar power so he’d be able to charge nearly for free…

  • RejZoR
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    1927 days ago

    Remember that time Trump Tweeted about Elon’s Teslas crashing and rockets flying to nowhere. And now he’s a fucking Tesla salesman. LMAO

  • @[email protected]
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    3728 days ago

    In case anyone is wondering who is actually in charge…

    It’s probably Peter Thiel. Musk is likely just the fall guy. The tech bro mafia are trying to take over the US.

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      327 days ago

      musk is technically in charge, but thiel like the snake he is just lapping whatever comes his way, a vulture, but through vance he isnt really doing much,

    • @[email protected]
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      226 days ago

      Difference, Volkswagen actually had good cars and was later used for the war effort. So for the nazis it was two birds with one stone

  • @[email protected]
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    1027 days ago

    I don’t know my Simpsons lore well enough. Surely this is in there somewhere? Monorail episode?

    • @[email protected]
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      227 days ago

      I’ve built cybertrucks in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook. And by gum, it put them on the map: map

  • aramis87
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    2228 days ago

    Still got his little human shield with him, I see …

  • @[email protected]
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    527 days ago

    Pretty soon the Tesla flag will fly behind the president, and be a fixture in the Resolute Desk like in sports arenas