SHUT UP ABOUT NICOLE
Who’s Nicole?
A fediverse chick
Why are you guys referring to her as Nicole, she says you can call her the fediverse chick.
Well, I call her Fedi-Chica.
Those who weren’t blessed by her aren’t allowed to address her by her proper title.
B-- But! I got a DM!
I just got one the other day too! I’m very excited to make new friends like Nicole on this website.
:D Totally~
someone’s upset nicole hasn’t reached out.
I’ll die for Nicole.
Hey slender man, shouldn’t you be stalking some children?
The only logical approach here is to ban use the use of “Nicole” or “fediverse chick” across all instances and warn or ban anyone who upvotes posts that mention or vaguely allude to “her”.
You want to be like Reddit?
Does Nicole like that movie or something?
I wanna see a full on Reddit-style investigation of the theory that it’s not a scam, but a malicious bullying campaign against the human shown in the pictures. If Lemmy solves a mystery and stops a crime, we could become the new superpower social media. 😌
We did it .world!
Next up, we finally get to the bottom of that Boston Marathon Bombing.
It was those damn Mooninites!
Sounds like someone’s jealous…
Wow those shenanigans not cheeky not fun
Tragic and cruel is all I’ve got left in the tank, sorry.
You’re just mad we all have a girlfriend.
Impressive she has the time for all of us!
She’s a real go-getter, that one.
She’s federated.
i think that’s called polyamory
Amory assumes love. I staked a claim for her under the mining law of 1872. We’re a limited liability corporation.
##NicoleDeservedBetter
I’m glad I’m not the only one, lmao.
Yeah, it’s run its course.
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No more unless she’s made of beans.
And wearing jeans.
