• Tar_Alcaran
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    19923 days ago

    16 THOUSAND citations.

    She’s approximately 260 times more successful than me, AND kicked this guy’s ass. Fucking hell, I’m so envious right now.

  • @[email protected]
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    12023 days ago

    Ohh! Research citations!
    For some reason I read that as police citations and was wondering how the hell she got so dangerously based.

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      2322 days ago

      Same here. I read it as: This lady has had 16,000 traffic citations and the driving gods miss selected “kill” in the drop down list when choosing her punishment and accidentally gave her Kung fu superpowers.

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      2022 days ago

      Worry not: soon the American authorities will treat the former pretty much the same as the latter.

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      522 days ago

      The way the post title is worded totally leads here. She’s presented as “the woman kicking the guys ass” - and what kind of citations do you get for kicking ass?

      Either way incredibly based.

  • @[email protected]
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    14423 days ago

    In this paper, we present a novel approach to kick some nazi ass using a large broomstick from a car window.

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      4623 days ago

      He got off easy. He was this close to having a copy of “Braunwald’s Heart Diease” slammed right onto his left ventricle. Watch out for that 11th edition. It’s a doozy.

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        422 days ago

        More studies are required before we come to any certain conclusions. We require concrete evidence…and rebar evidence…maybe carbon fiber evidence…or…

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    Don’t fuck with old hippies. Half of them have been on the front line of protest action since the 60s, and the other half are Vietnam vets. They will kick your ass.

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      this woman is an HIV researcher, which I think is a step or two harder than ‘old hippie’.

      Given her age, it’s reasonable to assume she didn’t just become an AIDS researcher in 2015 and finish out her carreer or whatever. this woman has already been on the front lines of a genocide. remember, there wasn’t initially funding for HIV research, so this woman has done the not-evil version of “fuck the rules, im doing science.” on people she probably had to have human relationships with, who were probably in-on-it and absolutely comrades, and watched a statistically significant (because it needed to be, for the results to be useful, and that was the whole point) number of them die, possibly while knowing everything she and the rest of her team/org/whatever were doing was an incredible long shot.

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        3222 days ago

        If she’s a Berkeley professor, and can pull a head slam like that at 70+ years old, I’d say odds are 80% hippie vs maybe 20% mid 70s punk. Tell me she wouldn’t look right at home at a Grateful Dead concert, or rockin out to the Clash for that matter.

        Plus, everyone who’s been to college knows that hippies make the best professors.

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        2122 days ago

        Not only that, I’d bet top dollar that the nazi twat has dismantled funding for the research she been fighting for her entire career.

        Guy’s lucky it didn’t take a proctologist with an electrician license to retrieve the stun gun.

  • 𝓔𝓶𝓶𝓲𝓮
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    She is so smart she modified her muscles dna with a virus to resemble the chimp ones but just couldn’t get it approved by FDA so now she tests it on some losers, look it up

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    1122 days ago

    Did they add a stun gun sound effect to that video? Seems way too loud and crisp from that distance

  • barnaclebutt
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    1222 days ago

    Do you think that she never wished AIDS on anybody in her life, and this time she was like, “I hope you get AIDS”?

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    6123 days ago

    Doctor of medicine, so there’s a greater than zero chance she knows exactly where to hit him. Good on her, though - people need to take a stand.

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      Very good consideration. She did publicly acknowledge it on BlueSky, so I’ll take that as permission.

      @motherkegs.bsky.social

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    4822 days ago

    She’s medically trained, so she knows where to hit him. In addition, there’s a lack of barrier to entering the physical space of strangers and physically touching them just in general. That barrier almost doesn’t exist for medical. The rest of the world, middle of the bell curve, hesitates.

    And if she’s done direct patient care at any point in her career, there’s a good chance she has no patience left for shenanigans.

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    Not for nothing but I’d take that like a badge of honor.

    Like getting the shit beat out of me by Minerva McGonagall. I’d let her. She could beat me up all night long. No doubt about it, absolute badass. Like when Molly Weasley killed Bellatrix. Idgaf how evil you are or how many curse words you know…nobody fucks with Ginny.

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      423 days ago

      Ginny only needed the help because she was only a 6th year. That girl had a wicked bat bogey hex by the time she was year 2.

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        222 days ago

        Suck another dick.

        Very few franchises the size of HP have multiple badass female characters. Maybe Arya Stark and Brienne of Tarth?

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          422 days ago

          I do really like Arya and Brienne (hell, throw in the Sand Snakes too) but oof bro, common potterhead L, further reinforcing the fact that y’all are incapable of reading any text that isn’t the most mainstream, mid-tier piece of writing ever to exist.

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            122 days ago

            Or obscure cultural references just don’t make as much of an impact and you are reading too into it, intentionally making yourself into the asshole.

            Chill the fuck out.