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No, now I have 2 enemies.
There are also people putting grapes on pizza. Any feeling about that?
I think it’s kinda dumb, much like putting whole little tomatoes on a pizza It’s hard to get topping consistency from bite to bite and they’re likely to roll off.
Taste wise, everyone’s different, I’m not going to judge in that aspect.
only if theyre sliced like olives… to maintain integrity. from a taste perspective… directly to jail. no trial required.
eh…I’d try it. But knowing that kiwi gets really mushy, I don’t suspect I’d enjoy it. It’s the fibrous nature of pineapple which allows it to stay in-tact after cooking, and kiwi is just going to make a mushy spot.
Maybe oranges could work if they were processed right…
I’ve had ‘fancy’ Hawaiian pizza that had little mandarin orange slices. It didn’t really work. Too juicy, and the orange flavor didn’t mesh well with the rest of it. I’d also try the kiwi pizza just from pure curiosity, but also wouldn’t have very high expectations.
Pineapple is the perfect texture and flavor to go with all the other ingredients.
I’ve made a kiwi pizza. Put some bacon and jalapeno and it’s really good. It’s more tart than the pineapple counterpart and really works well. I’d take it any day over a pineapple pizza
I would dice it over slices though.
I would disagree. If you roast them like tomatoes on pizze it might work. Consistency I mean. Bet it taste like trash.
It does not
You could bake the pizza and then basically flash fry the kiwi slices seperately, a few minutes before the rest of the pizza is done, either in a seperate oven, or pan, and then throw those fried slices onto the pizza while the cheese is still cooling.
I think I’d enjoy that.
Yeah.
Pineapple are like fibrous corpuscles of stored moisture for leftover pizza. A miracle really.
Kiwi would be sauce.
Clearly written by a non-pineapple eater, can’t fathom that they just gave us pineapple eaters inspiration
A pizza place here makes spaghetti pizza, yup like a 1/2" layer of spaghetti(with sauce) under the cheese…
It’s not very good :/
This is worse than the Mac and cheese pizza and twice as confusing.
Spaghetti belongs in a taco, not a pizza.
… dad?
But, now hear me out… What if the spaghetti taco is then placed on a pizza?
Taco Town!
A place near me does this. It’s the worst. The spaghetti is chewy because it’s dehydrated from being grilled.
Meh I have a feeling us pineapple enjoyers may actually like this. Only thing to make me unsure are the seeds. That texture might be odd on a pizza
Edit: typo
Ever since I saw this joke I have wanted to try kiwi pizza. I like kiwi. I like pineapple on pizza. Maybe kiwi on pizza is even better.
How far are we from the time when someone will just shit on the pizza and offer us to discuss?
Those are called “Lunchables”.
Now i want a Lunchable wtf
When I clean the fermentation cabinet at my bakery, I start craving subway because of the smell. It was annoying until I actually realized what caused it, and since then it’s just gross.
That must have been weira weird juxtaposition for a while, working at a bakery and randomly craving subs because of raising dough scent 😆
Ugh, I hate it when that happens
I’m so sorry.
I’d rather ally with kiwi on pizza people than work with pineapple on pizza haters.
Especially if they make their food hate an unavoidable personality trait.
What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched your kiwizza
As if pizza normally didn’t upset my stomach enough
I would eat the shit out of that
If we’re talking pizzas that haven’t been made, but probably should.
Ham and apple. The apple should be added cold after the pizza is taken out from the oven. Never seen it done, but it should work.
Well, why don’t you go and try it yourself before getting others involved?
Why don’t you join the fun instead? Gimmie a pizza suggestion instead of this weak lambasting.
How about I give you a pizza this
Aardvark fist on pizza it is. I’ll try anything twice.
Ooh, I like… I think you might want to add some sharp cheddar.
Midwesterner spotted.
There are lots of recipes online for pizzas with different kinds of fruit and meat. Pear with prosciutto and blue cheese is really good.
That looks damn good ngl
for fucks sake, just let people enjoy their damn food. This existing doesn’t affect you. You can just, not eat it.
Heresy!!! The pineapples were a gateway to this abomination, and I know exactly the despair that follows… banging sheboys.
Yup, and joke about it for fun.
