WASHINGTON—Grumbling to himself as he repeatedly dropped the device, U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth was reportedly blowing into a Breathalyzer Thursday in an attempt to unlock his phone. “Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency, snapping his fingers to get the attention […]
  • @[email protected]English
    34•9 days ago

    On 1st of April the admins of nottheonion and theonion should just switch the names and the icons and just continue posting and seeing if people notice

  • @[email protected]English
    5•9 days ago

    On 1st of April the admins of nottheonion and theonion should just switch the names and the icons and just continue posting and seeing if people notice