During a major Oval Office address on Friday, President Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth introduced a new sixth-generation fighter jet costing $20 billion. In an unbelievable move, Trump named the jet after himself — the F47 — emphasizing his place in history as President of the United States.
“The F47 will be the most advanced, capable, and lethal aircraft ever built. We’re confident that it overpowers the capabilities of any nation,” he said before adding: “47 is a lovely number, isn’t it.”
I actually do not care. Don’t get distracted, people!
You don’t care, but think about the people who might.
A lot of Soviet generals walked away from Gorbachev over smaller insults than this.
I’ll take it, but, bruh
Oof, sucks to be the team of engineers who made this thing. Naming it 47 guarantees it will be the laughing stock of the military. I don’t care if its the most advanced jet in the world. With this target on its back it will get trash talked until the day they retire it.
And they released a concept study, too:
- It only flies to Greenland.
- Gold interior with marble gauges.
- The flight computer rambles on about someone trying to get inside when no one is around.
- Seats smell very faintly of pee
- On an unrelated note, the dashcam says “made in the USSR” for some reason
- It’s not a bomber, technically, but it does bomb a lot
- but don’t use that mode deliberately, because the ballistic system gets very confused sometimes and targets golf courses instead
- …I can’t think of any more lame jokes, I’ve not had my morning covfefe
Will it have a combat avoidance feature? In keeping with the man it’s named after.
F-47 bonespur
More on news tonight… A new F-47 has evaded capture for a second time this week by shooting bone spurs and safety doors…
The Fuck-47?
Fascist-47
My retired neighbor has an F-45 Tshirt that he procured during his first term.
Pretty silly to tie your name to an unproven fighter jet. Then again, he’s not known for having good judgment in the first place.
An unproven fighter jet made by fucking Boeing of all companies.
Boeing technicians have the opportunity to do the funniest thing
Invite him to ride in it…?
So we have the legendaries:
P51 Mustang
F14 Tomcat
F22 Raptor
A10 Warthog
F117 Nighthawk
SR71 Blackbird
And then:
F47 Trump? 🤢🤮🤮🤮
It’s gonna suck seeing that in aviation history books.
What’s the difference between an A10 and an F47?
One’s named after an ugly, foul-smelling pig and the other is a Warthog.
Old fashioned, unreliable, can’t get off the ground…
Should call it the AK-47
Aerospace Krasnov 47
So it will be an overly expensive, bloated, but ultimately ineffective jet that will become known for its much higher rate of friendly fire incidents than any other jet in history.
Also it will look ugly and have oddly small wings.
It also has remote access capabilities used exclusively by Putin, but people seem totally fine with that part because the jet was promised to only be used to hurt the right people.
A 6-gen fueling system where it will be powered by praises alone and a suction system to eliminate waste.
Don’t forget the weird livery that is oddly orange and seemingly missing around all of the ports. Oh and it’s fat.
I think Boeing escaped the law in the end? So yeah. Your prediction looks accurate to me.
Should’ve named it F-310N
That’s literally the Nato name for the su-57, the Russian attempt to make a 5gen fighter.
M-3110N then?
FU47
I don’t really consider this unbelievable.
