• BlueFootedPetey
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    11 day ago

    Same little guy. Same. Not the eating cockroaches tho, thanks but thats gross.

      • @[email protected]
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        285 days ago

        I have a strong dislike of centipedes as well. One time years ago I had a terrible dream that a large centipede (one of those big jungle ones) was crawling all over my body. As it raced down my arm I slapped at it, with a jolt of pain my arm went instantly numb as it bit me.

        I startled myself awake to realize I was laying on my arm and it had gone completely asleep and was numb. Still one of the scariest dreams I’ve ever had haha.

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        15 days ago

        What? Why would it be? I think humans are scared of anything that surprises them or that they cannot immediately understand what it’ll do. But why centipedes in general? I’ve never had any fear of them, unlike other arthropods that moved more erratically and faster.

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      115 days ago

      Centipedes are scary because they have so many legs and they scurry very fast with incredible agility. In general I think we feel a revulsion to small critters with that kind of speed and agility. But if they’re too small (fly sized or smaller) then it’s more annoyance than revulsion.

      The many legs thing is a real mystery though! I think it might be some kind of proxy for venomous critters, as spiders and centipedes have more legs than insects and also tend to be more venomous (apart from some Hymenopterans).

      • @[email protected]
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        95 days ago

        I dunno, silverfish are smaller than flies, but they still give me that revulsion response.

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            55 days ago

            I think they move too smoothly. I think it’s maybe a combination of the “ew, tiny things are parasites” and the “ew, smooth-moving things are snakes” responses, even though neither of those is appropriate for the silverfish itself. I think that’s part of what happens with the house millipedes, too.

  • @[email protected]
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    575 days ago

    I said this the last time this was posted and I’m saying it again

    “THEN MAYBE DON’T MOVE SO FUCKING FAST IT ACTIVATES MY FIGHT OR FLIGHT RESPONSE!!!”

    • @[email protected]
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      165 days ago

      one of these creepy bastards got inside of my soap dispenser brush thing for doing the dishes. just threw the entire brush away D=

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        24 days ago

        I can catch a lot of things if I sprint, but I don’t usually sprint from the couch to the kitchen.

    • @[email protected]
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      145 days ago

      Sometimes I try to imagine a giant version running around in a proportionally fast speed. That really activates my fight or flight response

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    335 days ago

    In a related story: I met with my new housecleaning service a few days ago and told them I had one very special request: DO NOT DISTURB THE SPIDERS IN OUR BEDROOM!! They are my mosquito-munching pets; just mop the floor under them.

  • @[email protected]
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    195 days ago

    They are fascinating little creatures. They have a bunch of stripes on them, even across their legs. They eat dangerous house pests. They are venomous, but their “bites” are less irritating than a mosquito bite. They also don’t technically bite, they envenomate using two modified legs.

  • ditty
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    165 days ago

    I will catch and release spiders outside but centipedes all get the boot. They are just too fast

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      35 days ago

      When I found out that these guys ate spiders as a kid I was super upset I needed to pick sides in the bug war. I chose spiders specifically because I didn’t trust anything that ran away from me that fast. The spiders didn’t have anything to hide.

  • ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed
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    175 days ago

    Step 1: Obtain Cat

    Step 2: Show the cat your roach infestation

    Step 3: ???

    Step 4: Profit? MEOW?

    (Good for getting rid of mice, doesn’t do much against roaches… 🤷‍♂️ At least the cat is warm to hold when I’m sad)

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    5 days ago

    I got stung by one of these once when I was staying at my high-school dormitory which was in the woods and away from city. Apparently it crawled into my slippers while I was sleeping so I had not idea this was going to happen. I wore my slippers and felt a certain pain afterwards. I still remember the hole it put into my foot.

    It was not a house centipede but a regular wild one though.

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      74 days ago

      my slovenly ass picked up my dirty t-shirt off the floor in Hawaii and some 30-cm monster came flying out and disappeared underneath the china cabinet, not sure why there was a china cabinet. took me awhile and some soothing from my unflappable lover to decide if I should be really freaking out.

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          34 days ago

          no idea but probably just a common million-footed monster that will absolutely spicy bite. we got em in the U.S. midwest, but not quite so big. Ohio people are terrified of sprickets, giant harmless crickets, and they are just part of the dank basement ecosystem

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    585 days ago

    I used to live in an apartment they sometimes showed up in and if I went to take a shower and one of them was in the tub, I would leave. The bathroom was occupied.

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      A locust flew into my bedroom one summer night. Large, brown, scuttling winged thing with the mass of a tennis ball (exaggeration).

      I quietly exited the room and slept in the bathtub. I carefully went one-by-one through my things during the day but I could never locate it, only hear it buzzing somewhere.

      I slept in the bathtub for three nights before I my roommate came and flushed it out. By then I was ready to move out.