WASHINGTON (AP) — U.S. Vice President JD Vance said that he’s joining his wife on a Friday trip to Greenland, suggesting in an online video that global security is at stake.
“We’re going to check out how things are going there,” Vance said in a video shared Tuesday. “Speaking for President Trump, we want to reinvigorate the security of the people of Greenland because we think it’s important to protecting the security of the entire world.”
Let’s be honest. How many people would care if Greenland just threw him in an ice cave? His wife probably wouldn’t even look for him until she ran out of mascara. No one in America cares about JD Vance. People who loathe Trump or Ted Cruz or whomever have to force giving a shit about JD Vance.
There’s no evidence Greenland even met with them. Greenland was with me at the restaurant all night. I’m sure my other friends could also corroborate that. Remember that guys? Greenland was cracking jokes all night. Dave almost peed his pants he was laughing so hard.
I’m sorry I don’t know the name of Greenland’s prime minister. They just had an election and I don’t know who will ultimately put a coalition together. I saw puffins in Iceland once who were headed that way and I know ice core samples often come from Greenland. (Shout out to Greenland for puffins and science!) But please excuse my ignorance.
My original point was that JD Vance is irrelevant. I don’t remember his wife’s name but I know it’s like 4 or 5 letters and multiple vowels and syllables. UEFA is not correct, obviously, but it’s like that.
Good luck, i hope rhe greenlanders eat you alive
Remember, no official meetings, and they have to pay for the trip themselves.
Greenland should deport them immediately after arrival
Can’t they just deny VISA entry?
That wouldn’t be as satisfying. Stamp the entry and THEN throw their asses out.
To El Salvador!
Literally ignore them. They are no more than tourists. No official interactions. No preferential treatment.
Did Couch Guyliner not express some horrible disdain for Europe recently on the leaked Signal app that his administration is famed for? And now he’s visiting Europe?
I hope he receives the same treatment that Tesla dealerships are treated to in Canada.
Those guys were just dicks, these are assholes and loud pussies with guns.
I don’t know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don’t let us fuck this asshole, we are going to have our dicks and our pussies all covered in shit.
why do I have a feeling they are going to provoke/fake some kind of incident that would “justify” an attempt at US military “intervention”
tinfoils maybe Usha thinks “they’ll” kill her in Greenland to start a war between the US and Greenland so she’s taking her husband as insurance that won’t happen.
Untinfoils most likely she knows they’re hated and doesn’t want to face the unwantedness/hostility/embarassment of going where she’s unwanted.
Vance Def gives me family killer vibes
Stake both of them out on an ice flo for the polar bears.
Praying for his safety and that NOTHING happens to him :)
Let’s hope nobody turns up.
This is the geopolitical equivalent of your idiot neighbours crashing your birthday barbecue only to complain about the food. Loudly. While chewing.
And also talking loudly about stealing your shit.
I’ve heard that Greenland crime is very high this time of year. It’s when the pre-April Hygge gang trials typically take place with irresponsible snowmobile racing that can be frankly deadly. The Greenlandic government should call the Danish army to provide a 24-7 heavy armed escort to these VIPs. For their own protection. Who knows when a Hygge snowmobile night attack.
I bet they’re going to get told to turn the plain around.
On their way back, they get detained by ICE
Please please let this happen…it would be the funniest thing ever!
I hope they get a cavity search too!
If something bad happens to them in Greenland that would be so terrible /s
Terrible… For the whole world
An assasination is a world war triggering event. Please dont hope for this
I was imagining more like an angry mob.
