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Sunshine (she/her) to United States | News & [email protected]English • 2 months ago

Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

www.thedailybeast.com

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Trump Orders Four Mile Military Parade for His 79th Birthday

www.thedailybeast.com

Sunshine (she/her) to United States | News & [email protected]English • 2 months ago
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The president was previously forced to abandon plans for a procession in Washington, D.C., due to its colossal price tag.
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  • @[email protected]
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    Friendly reminder to literally everyone in that parade: you swore an oath to defend the constitution from all threats foreign and domestic.

    So go ahead, put on your dress costume and walk around a giant circle as per Agent Orange’s orders. But if during the pony show the opportunity presents to do your fucking job, we’re begging you to do your fucking job!

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    22•2 months ago

    Still not fascist, Jon?

    • @[email protected]
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      8•2 months ago

      Where are you Jon?

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    Oh, course we need a giant military parade to honor Dear Leader for saving money on wasteful programs such as meals on wheels and the veterans’ suicide hotline.

    https://youtu.be/AEGd3eft49s

    Thank you Dear Leader for not sending me and my family to be worked to death in a labor camp, yet.

    I look forward to our new tradition of yearly military parades for Dear Leader.

    https://youtu.be/3rlV5Pk-Hog

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    The Trump Triumph

    https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_triumph

    Trump will be wearing orangeface for the ceremony.

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    Sounds Russian

    • Pistcow
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      Da

  • subversive_dev
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    14•2 months ago

    If enough protesters show up they would have a really hard time maintaining a 4-mile perimeter, just sayin

  • @[email protected]
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    25•2 months ago

    I LOVE reading This Headline because it Reminds me that I LOVE how they Cut my Social Security to Afford THIS!

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      He does enough shit that we don’t need to make shit up. Social security benefits have not been cut.

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    7•2 months ago

    Parade through Washington, assemble in front of the whitehouse; and open fire.

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