I’m calling in the drone strike upon you. You will not escape.
Casualy sliding this out of my pocket like, no way bro, i always keep that thang on me!
So my dermatologist said that all chapsticks do is make your lips drier in the long run. She said simple petroleum jelly is better for you.
Apparently it is just the ones containing menthol, salicylic acid, alcohols, camphor, or some fragrances. Apparently some chap sticks have petroleum jelly as an ingredient too.
Carmex has nearly everything you listed haha
You got me, that’s the exact one I just pulled out of my pocket when I read this.
Fuck you OP.
Hahah I was drinking when I read this, my lips were wet as fuck.
😳
Alas thy plan has failed, for my lips are as moist as a frog going down a waterslide in the rainforest.
It was a test lick! I’m very well hydrated!
I apparently slept with my mouth hanging open all night, I am not
Better come kiss them to be sure, OP.
I don’t have dry lips, you have failed.
No wonder he lost his five star rating
Criticized once. dies
Jokes on you, I don’t have any lips!
I have never felt so called out by a meme. Especially the bottom line. Well done OP 😂
excuse me what the fuck
Brah. It is 40°C out here in india.
