Text isn’t green, but easily as insane as a greentext.
Need an old CRO bro
I mean, you actually can do this
Is that a raven? Ravens or crows would be the first birds I’d expect us to be able to understand
I think it might be a magpie.
Yeah I think you’re right, looks similar to a black billed magpie when I looked it up
I thought it could be a jackdaw
Magpies are corvids too, so that tracks
I find it funny that magpies are corvids but not currawongs.
Convergent evolution moment
I love this comment thread
Australian magpies aren’t corvids. European ones are.
Huh. I didn’t realize that. That’s even funnier.
Well it’s obviously a european one in the picture since it’s not upside down.
Unless the picture is photoshopped…
I don’t think they can “speak” like crows, though.
“Nevermore”
The little guy is very cute <3
Anon is in over his head. He should give up and send it your way. Only a professional will get that guy talking.
Did he participate in a murder?
You can’t prove that without possible caws
I’m gonna make it alright, but not right now.
(I know you’re wondering when.)
“CAW! THE FILTHY MUDMEN WILL NEVER LEARN OUR SECRETS! CAW! SKREE!”
I am hungry. Now get me some food human.