From finviz
“We just have to stick with him and things will get better.” - Loser Conservatives
“If Kamala is elected the economy will be destroyed” - cons in October
“Going through the hardship is patriotic” - cons now
Goddamit I’m just sitting here waiting to lose my job over this fuckery.
“Art of the deal”
Red boxes are very on trend at the moment, everyone is saying so
Red is faster, so red boxes are fast money, right? 🤔
MAGA Red ™
Hell yes, a super sale
Which company is NKE that’s getting hit so hard lmao
Nike
That’s Nike. I believe they produce their stuff in Vietnam and that is getting hit with 46%. It’s brutal.
Air Jordan to Bear Jordan lmao
Guess those million dollar bribes were worthless. Chumps
cackles in Rheinmetall stocks
We’ve got the best stock market in the world, it’s ginormous, we will make it even better!
These Cambodians were ripping us off but not on my watch. I’ll make some great deals and soon we’ll be living just like them. The finest corrugated iron shacks you’ve ever seen.
What’s the tarrif on iron?
“Mr. President, can you explain the recent market plunge, and whether they were an intended effect of the reciprocal tariff plan?”
“The plunge? Fake news. There is no plunge, the only plunge is our plunge towards making America great again. The Democrats don’t want it, they’re selling off like crazy. Numbers never seen before. The tariffs are working, Canada is scared. Mexico is scared. Europe, China, Antarctica, all of them scared. They’re nothing” without us and they know it. But the Democrats, the Democrats. Corrupt Democrats are trying to undermine the greatest tariffs plan America has ever seen. They’re lying about the economy, tricking the banks to sell. But that’s fine, it’s fine. It’s their loss, they want to lose. The real winners, Elon, Pete, and other real hardworking Americas know this. They buy.
They don’t have the cards.
Looks like a voter map. They get what they voted for 🤭
what United healthcare up?
The ruling class must be happy about St. Luigi being up for martyrdom
Love it! I’m gonna be so rich with the millions of stocks I buy! 😁
Oh, wait, I only have $22.76 USD available. 😖
Hang on to that $22.76 USD for a little while and you’ll be surprised how much stock it will buy!
Isn’t that the plan, though? Crash the economy, let the billionaires buy what’s left of America in a fire sale.
Crashing the economy just as he planned. He wants to take us back to 1929.
I’d rather we take him to 11/22/63.
Ooooh! I’d be able to watch the first episode of Doctor Who!
Ha ha, it aired the very next day. “Shame about that president across the pond. Ooh, new sci-fi show!”
My automated payment went in today, bargins for non-us investors
My manual payment went in just now
Have you said thank you?
Lol. :)
While wearing a suit!